philbertman42 says "nah, don't feel like it" and teleports back in time to before he woke up (he is sleeping shirtless with one of those big Piplup Squishmallows)

philbertman42 enters the scene. "Hey guys it's me, philbertman42 (hi)"

Rather than giving them access to those specific color codes, it would make more sense if formatting in actions matched the formatting in normal dialogue. Essentially, make it so *asterisks* and "quotation marks" work for switching between action and dialogue in the action commands (such as /me...

My collection of 185 reward tokens that I got legitimately over the years between my various student characters, now made obsolete with the reward sticker update. One might think that because I'm a teacher I just gave myself leftovers, but I swear on my momma, hand on the bible and everything, I...

brother what type of "cereal" are you eating

why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Any and all of the good teacher characters. A lot of new players real introduction to roleplay in the server is through classes, and that experience for them can really make or break their view of SRP as a whole. Not to toot my own horn or anything (that is exactly what I'm doing) but I've lost...

Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 255.2 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now...

Pretty sure you'd have to ask the media coordinator, though you'd probably be allowed to get it. It wouldn't be able to fit around your waist unless you'd be fine with it moving back and forth with your arms though. I guess if you wanted it to move with your torso you could retexture a...

Why he smelly

I have many times that I narrowly avoided dying horrifically in traffic, and somehow only one of them is my fault. Back when I was in middle school, I used to walk home with a group of friends. One time this girl kept chasing me around trying to pull out my hair, and I ran out into the street to...

Have you considered taking a walk outside and enjoying real life every now and then

These books have never really been an official thing, just something players hand out to one another for the sake of helping each other. There are already official guides on the forums that new players are encouraged to read as they get started with the server, it's best to just direct them to...

Bad vibes coming through (:< You can now see your nose, you are manually breathing, manually blinking, you can feel your toes and fingers touching, you can feel your tongue, you can feel your teeth, your lips are dry, you are now conscious of the fact that you think what you are about to think...