suneaterchan
Level 105
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NEWS REPORT || BANANA MILK’S MYSTERIOUS PROPERTIES
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When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you probably drink is either orange juice or milk. Have you ever considered banana milk though? Hopefully, you haven’t.
My name is Kiomiko Wasureruna. I am a part of the Karakura Journalist’s club, so I am doing my job right now. Writing a report. . Article. My purpose today is to inform you of the true dangers of banana milk. You may not realize it at first, but it’s blatantly obvious. You are just under its control.
Banana milk is a popular, banana-flavored beverage. It’s most notably sold at Karakura’s only bakery, which, for the most part, has nothing inherently wrong with it. When you think about it, there’s nothing wrong with the substance itself. It usually is only bananas, maybe milk, maybe water, sometimes vanilla-- All blended together into perfection! There can’t be anything suspicious about it, right..?
Wrong. Recently, a few new rumors have been spread about the school. By ‘rumors’, I am not referring to Carson Popovich getting a perm on Christmas, or any other petty, student-related drama. What I am referring to is a rumor of danger, one that puts each student at risk.
After many investigations done in Classroom 204, I’ve come to the conclusion that Banana Milk possesses mind-controlling properties. As you may suspect, students around the school have been under control of this beverage. A small sip is enough to fully entrance you! For example, just the other day, reports were made of a track-team member refreshing themself with a bottle of banana milk. The track-team member reported back ‘out of body’ experiences.
Could you lose control if you drink this beverage? Would you take the risk? Perhaps think twice next time you go to take a drink break. This has been Kiomiko Wasuruerna with the Journalist Club -- Heed my warnings, and have a good rest of your days.
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