Discussion in 'General' started by Devotingly, Jan 1, 2020.
Granted, but he is 98 years old
I want a dog
granted, but it dies after 3 and a half days
I wish for infinate crispy baguettes
Granted, but they all go stale after 24 hours.
I wish for immortality.
Granted but, you get major depressive disorder for the rest of your life that nothing can cure as well as your tied up and constantly getting stabbed in the heart,gutted, etc in...enjoy your infinate sadness and pain... DON'T MAKE MY BAGUETTES STALE AGAIN
I wish for the power to make any baguette unstale
Granted, but it gets less effective over time.
I wish for new kneecaps.
Granted! But they are as fragile as a thin sheet of ice.
I wish for lolis
Granted! But they're all of male gender
I want clean air
Granted, but it becomes acid after 24 hours. Have fun drowning and burning!
I wish for stale baguettes.
Granted! But theyre made of molten lava!
I wish for enlargement pills
Granted, but your size changes uncontrollably.
I wish for existentialism.
Granted, but it only exists for you.
I wish to become a sith apprentice.
Granted, but the rule of two still applies, thus my master has ordered I kill you to prove my loyalty.
I wish for the universe to reset.
Granted, but you will remember everything from before the reset
I wish for a hedgehog!
Granted, but it's sonic and is always running around yelling "GATTA GO FAST"
I wish for a lightsaber
Granted, but someone used the Force to take it away from you.
I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a...
I wish I had a life lmao
Granted but everyone in your life is someone you don't like.
I wish I was an avenger.
Granted, you shall become an Avenger for a few minutes.
I wish for a granted wish.
(this man just beat the system)
I wish for GangRP to end.
GRANTED, IT HAS ENDED. OH WAIT, IT STARTED AGAIN.
I wish for a good gif.