SecretSynthesis
Level 43
The Jalapeno Poppers
WO HO THERE AMIGOS! When I rolled up to this fancy shamscy place, I didn't expect it to be a school! I expected it to be the fine dining experience my chops had always craved, satisfying that deep itch in my soul I have that can only be filled by cheese and meat! But, I just did what Guy do, and went around examining everything, making sure to get all my fingers into the nooks and crannies that I usually get into! And man is this place filthy! I've been stuck into some dirty holes before, but this is the worst I've been stuck in since my own failed restaurant! I went into the kitchen and asked some of the chefs in there some questions, and most of their responses were, "How did you get in here?"! This made it very clear, that I didnt need that much security to break in, yet everywhere around campus, there was another thing that just harshed my dudish vibes! Like this one time, I took a Guy sized dump, but couldn't even open the window more than a few inches! I'm pretty sure I dont Hablo the Espano, but I can say that es No Bueno! Next, I stuck my big frosted tips into the dip of the popper! Mmm Mmm, if theres one thing I love more than the tangy taste of a Jalapeno Popper, its the smell of slowly rotten Jalapeno Popper juice, as they sink deeper and deeper into despair! But hey, I didn't come all this way for the misery of Popper Juice, I came for some Grub in the Tub! Guy's Tub that is! So I rolled around to the onsite resutrant, and peeped it with my beepers! And ohoh man! there is nothing that kept me off that big ol' bowl of spicy southern chilli, and the gaint plate of nothing but cold, bland tuna in the salad bar!
The Jalapeno Poppers are kids who try and find Jalapeno Popper to school lunches.
WO HO THERE AMIGOS! When I rolled up to this fancy shamscy place, I didn't expect it to be a school! I expected it to be the fine dining experience my chops had always craved, satisfying that deep itch in my soul I have that can only be filled by cheese and meat! But, I just did what Guy do, and went around examining everything, making sure to get all my fingers into the nooks and crannies that I usually get into! And man is this place filthy! I've been stuck into some dirty holes before, but this is the worst I've been stuck in since my own failed restaurant! I went into the kitchen and asked some of the chefs in there some questions, and most of their responses were, "How did you get in here?"! This made it very clear, that I didnt need that much security to break in, yet everywhere around campus, there was another thing that just harshed my dudish vibes! Like this one time, I took a Guy sized dump, but couldn't even open the window more than a few inches! I'm pretty sure I dont Hablo the Espano, but I can say that es No Bueno! Next, I stuck my big frosted tips into the dip of the popper! Mmm Mmm, if theres one thing I love more than the tangy taste of a Jalapeno Popper, its the smell of slowly rotten Jalapeno Popper juice, as they sink deeper and deeper into despair! But hey, I didn't come all this way for the misery of Popper Juice, I came for some Grub in the Tub! Guy's Tub that is! So I rolled around to the onsite resutrant, and peeped it with my beepers! And ohoh man! there is nothing that kept me off that big ol' bowl of spicy southern chilli, and the gaint plate of nothing but cold, bland tuna in the salad bar!
The Jalapeno Poppers are kids who try and find Jalapeno Popper to school lunches.
