The sadness envelops me as I spill my cup o' noodle onto my phone.

Trying to be guy fieri when teaching someone how to cook

Having a nervous breakdown because of a project that was assigned when sick. Yay

Blacking out because you're sleep deprived.

You are not 17

Dang man, That really sucks. My condolences.

What kind is it?

My only talent is being able to play the recorder with my nose.

Taking eight hour naps and sleeping for two hours

Having people hate you because you put credits on the projects you finished.

Pulling all-nighters to complete projects on which you're the carry, yay

Umeboshi Is delicious

It's the purge.

Thank

Oh boy, the Thor's Hammer, one of the ways to fling another player about seven blocks. I mean, it's cool and all but personally, I find it incredibly annoying for when I'm walking along the road or talking and with the flick of an ax I'm suddenly seated comfortably on the walls. How about you?

Hush

He is 6'5 but 97 pounds? Gee, looks like we got a living slenderman.

Hush

May I talk to a staff member? It's something concerning real issues being integrated into the server.

Roleplay has made life boring, rip