BET I WANT THE FUCKING JIAO BIO. . . . if u want his actual bio ill dm it to you but i cant post that one to the forums it has too much lore

i know right it is so peak and good and

ok but should i post a legit one

some goofy quotes/screenshots from my friends. most of them are shade, yes. we are normal.

kinda gay ngl

+1 (and also please fix the fact it spills into appending as SILLY as it is)

don't stop me now

meow

i dont blame him. neither does graves.

(my bad)

as someone who likes pears i agree

let me think. . . is a freak, is known to literally snarl at people unironically, canonically had no idea what farm animals/most animals were until about a month ago & carries around one of those toddler touch-and-feel cardboard books that he occasionally pulls out and genuinely studies from. he...

+1 silence the masses silence the masses

NO! IT WAS ME, DIO

anyways my secret is i ate a strawberry off one of my mom’s plants when i was 11 and she could never find out what happened to it (she thought it was a deer)

i’ve always speculated his first name was just rizz because i thought it was funny

grav (that's all)

no way i know that person