Pet peeves:
When people make they're descriptions in first person
(E.G. "<Name> I'm strong, kewl, I CaN BEATPPL WITH ONE PUNCH!!N!1!1!1! IM POPULR!!!1!1 dUN FUC WITH MEH!!1!1!")
When kids ask if they can work in the 11/7
(AND WHEN THEY KEEP FUCKING ASKING AFTER I LITERALLY SAID TO THE PERSON IN...