Will towels WIPE them out first, or will the doormats FLATTEN the competition? (@Half_Wolf_Kas posted this on one of my threads and I thought why not ._.)

Do you think tables will succeed in taking over the world with their numbers and sheer strength in four legs? . (p.s. sporks are amazing) ._.

Are you a table ._.

Sporks are small cutlery items that contain pure poking and scooping power. It's small size is not to be underestimated as it can be easily concealed, and can be wielded in the heat of battle in a second. The spork is an excellent contestant to long range weapons, as well as other conventional...