Pick up line XDXD

[maddie]

My favourite letter in the alphabet is

"U"

P.s. I won't be on today, personal issues.​

 

[B3lle]

"Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

 

[corrugated roof]

-this is rather perverse xD and creepy, welp-
'' Are you a toe? Because I'm probably goin' to bang you against the table later~ ''

 

[B3lle]

"I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long"

 

[corrugated roof]

"I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long"

kinky
'' I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me~ ''

 

[toodlekim]

let me **** you
(not even a pickup line, just straight to the point).​

 

[corrugated roof]

let me **** you
(not even a pickup line, just straight to the point).​

sexii