As many of you may be aware, we recently got a new vice principal - Amy Lee Moon. In her time, though, nobody seems to have mentioned her - simply carried on as if her predecessor, Akiya Kusunagi, never left. No mentions of her young age, nothing - and she herself has settled into her role just as silently. So, as late as this is, I’ve interviewed her to try and bridge any potential gaps between her and the student body here.
(LC: Lia Celestiasume, ALM: Amy Lee Moon)
LC: So, starting off - bit of a vague question, but tell me about yourself.
ALM: I am a middle-class working woman who specialises in linguistics, student support and Safeguarding that works to support two children in a household of three.
LC: I see - straight to the point. Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re 25, right?
ALM: …Yes, I am.
LC: Then, if you don't mind me asking. How did you get your job? I don't think any vice-principal in the school's history has been as young as you.
ALM: I dropped out before I took any PHD level certifications. I had a Masters when I went into student counselling, and through my relatively short experience, I was well-adjusted and efficient. I was recommended appointment to an SLT position by the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sport, Science and Technology. From there, by miracle, I was offered the position at this school.
LC: I see - hell of a lot of luck, then. Maybe. What are your thoughts on the school?
ALM: Horrendous records. I refer to my luck as a miracle, but day by day, I understand why I was even considered.
LC: I appreciate the bluntness - I get what you mean. So, Iif you don’t mind me bringing this up - I’ve heard rumours that you were given Midazolam, I think, by EMT staff in front of a college class?
ALM: Yes, it was a class demonstration. I was asked to be a subject, but was unaware of how the events would full unfold - I accepted for educational purposes and woke up later that day in the hospital. I am fine now, and no harm came of the situation - besides maybe two very annoyed and hungry children.
LC: I hate to admit it, but that’s not the weirdest thing I’ve heard happen with faculty here. So, one last question - do you have any changes for the school planned?
ALM: Provide an efficient and effective system for allowing my club leaders to host more public activities, and perhaps get those horrid school uniforms we currently have redesigned.
LC: Honestly, those both sound like good ideas - I barely see any clubs hosting events at the moment… good luck getting anyone to actually wear the uniform, though. Anyway, thank you for your time! Is there anything else you want to add?
ALM: No further comments.
A few days following this interview, Amy - who was reported to seem tired, with dark circles under her eyes and several empty coffee mugs stacked on her desk - was found passed out in her office. Welcome to Karakura, I guess?
CONCLUSION
IN SUMMARY, Amy Lee-Moon seems well-qualified and dedicated to her job - though, if certain rumours of Karakura’s water supply using lead pipes are to be believed, perhaps not quite mentally prepared for her role. In any case, I wish her the best - and suggest that everyone reading offer her their full support… and perhaps a quick recovery.
CONCLUSION
IN SUMMARY, Amy Lee-Moon seems well-qualified and dedicated to her job - though, if certain rumours of Karakura’s water supply using lead pipes are to be believed, perhaps not quite mentally prepared for her role. In any case, I wish her the best - and suggest that everyone reading offer her their full support… and perhaps a quick recovery.