SCHOOL NEWS REPORT | Trivial Fights at Karakura High

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Trivial Fights at Karakura High - Konyou Enatsu
(03/31/2025)




(Undisclosed Source)

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It’s not uncommon to find a fight on school grounds even if it isn’t supposed to happen. It baffles me that people even engage in these fights in the first place. And when people come up with ‘reasons’ to start a conflict, it gets even more confusing. In a recent interview, a student from Karakura High, whose name remains undisclosed, shared a story about a student who planned to impress a girl in perhaps the worst way imaginable–by pretending to get into a fight with his friend. The idea? Stir up some drama, take a hit, and walk away looking like some tragic hero. What could possibly go wrong, right?

Well, as it turns out, everything! The two friends staged this argument, and this little fight began. But just as they were getting into their little act, an intimidating bystander stepped into the situation. Now, at this point, you might be thinking, “Wait, isn’t this article supposed to be about trivial fights? This is just some goofy little mess up!” And you wouldn’t be entirely wrong–except that’s exactly where the real mess starts. The bystander, who thought this was an actual conflict, didn’t break it up; he actually escalated it entirely!

Eventually, fists were being thrown for real, and before anyone knew it, a third-party group of students turned their plan into a full-blown battle. Oh, and the girl? The whole reason this thing even started–just stood there, completely unimpressed, she didn’t believe the fight was real anyways.

At the end of the day, Karakura High doesn’t just have a fighting problem, it’s the fact that people are willing to jump into a new conflict without a care! It’s as if the school’s favorite extracurricular is throwing punches. I’m starting to think people here only enjoy the thrill of a fight; they all love chaos. And at that point, what’s really being proven? Nothing, except that the students here might just be out of their minds, but who am I to say what students can or can’t do? As long as they don’t mess with me or you directly, we should be fine–maybe.

I'd like to add:
Realistically speaking, you'll be relatively safe on school grounds. As long as you try not to start too much drama, no harm will come your way. And, in the scenario that something does happen, please contact any faculty member, then things can get sorted out. And please, keep your hands to yourself.