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The other playlists will be in part 2.

WE ALL KNOW THE DATING SCENE IS BEYOND COOKED IN THE BIG 26. I’VE LOOKED TO MY RIGHT, CHEATERS. LOOK TO MY LEFT, RED FLAGS. THESE PARTNERS STINK OF POO. HOW DO I KNOW IF SOMEONE’S A RED FLAG? Dating is COOKED. The dating scene? FRIED. You’re well aware of the complaints everyone echoes out, ‘HE’S SUCH A RED FLAG!’ ‘SHE STOOD ME UP ON OUR FIRST DATE!’ ‘THEY MAIN REYNA ON VALORANT! THERE’S NO WAY THEY’RE NOT A CHUD.’ If YOU’RE still stuck in the Trenches of Singleness, stuck in a loop of texting your red flag-coded situationship that only texts you at 11:48pm, LOOK NO FURTHER! I may not be single, but I hit the streets of Karakura to interview the dating gurus of Karakura about their WORST red flags in someone! 1. THEY...

Ever wondered which season best matches your personality? Whether you're as energetic as a summer festival, as calm as a snowy evening, as colorful as autumn leaves, or as cheerful as spring blossoms, this WhizzFeed quiz is here to find out! I've put together a series of fun questions. Answer honestly, keep track of your choices, and discover the season that suits you best. So, grab a snack, gather your friends, and see whether you're Spring, Summer, Autumn, or Winter! The results might be more accurate than you think. First Option: 5 Points Second Option: 2 Points Third Option: 1 Points Fourth Option: 4 Points Fifth Option: 0 points Sixth Option: -1 Points First Option: 5 Points Second Option: 2 Points Third Option: 10...

[!] A notification rings through your phone... a new post by KA News! Hullo Karakura! It's yer fave, Whizfeeder Ginevra Chisholm! Today's post was a lengthy task of asking you, yes- You! About what Your favorite fruit is?! I've gone around Karakura posing a simple question to the netizens- "What is YOUR favorite fruit?" Well, here are the answers I've gathered from every lovely participant! Let's see what's the most popular fruit... It seems to me that there is a VERY clear winner in this list! A total of SEVEN people voted for apples being their absolute fave, the runner-uppers being Strawberries, and a tough tie between peaches, oranges and bananas! For my sake, we will be ignoring the lemon... But, this was just one...

Hello Karakura City! It's Whizfeeder Bloodworth here back again with another post! This time, about YOUR, yes, YOUR favorite Sanrio Character! This time in poll format! I went around the ‘Lovely’ Karakura City to ask one question… What is your favorite Sanrio Character?! Now, some didn’t know what it was. So, let me tell you a lil’ history of the franchise! Launched in the 1960’s, the Japanese company called Sanrio, released a diverse lineup of over 450 CUTE figures and characters! The most well-known of the lineup is Hello Kitty, made in 1974. Going around Karakura City asking people what their favorite character was came as quite a shock, as one of them is so OUT THERE! I was even shocked to see! The shoutout is My Sweet Piano...

Let’s face it. EVERYONE OF US has had a time when vending machines were our go-to food source. Some still depend on them to this day! Though recently... Some changes were made that involved bringing more options of nourishment to the people. What is IN these newly introduced snacks? Where and how are they being produced? Who is behind these vending machine changes?! Guess it’s a story for another day… But today, we’ll be looking into something more… specific. Among the new vending machine types: Food, Drink, Snack… We find that the drink options vastly differed — with the inclusion of sodas and the occasional ‘Energy Jellies’ that pop in and out… where’d those go, anyway? Whatever, at the very least we know for a FACT that the sodas...

HELLO KARAKURA CITY! It is your lovely Australian, Bloodworth, here coming at you with an AMAZING QUIZ! What Pokemon Type ARE YOU! Taking on the year with Pokémon’s 30th anniversary to find out WHICH TYPE YOU ARE! As this is my first posting as a Reporter, do go easy on me! Not all 16 types of Pokémon will be in the quiz, so I picked out what MOST PEOPLE would be within Karakura City! Post your results below! First Option: 5 Points Second Option: 2 Points Third Option: 1 Points Fourth Option: 4 Points Fifth Option: 0 points Sixth Option: -1 Points First Option: 5 Points Second Option: 2 Points Third Option: 10 Points Fourth Option: 3 Points Fifth Option: 0 points Sixth Option: 1 Points First Option: 5 Points...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW A QUIZ? FROM WHIZFEED? AND ITS TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF STORE ARE YOU? I would totally click here to check it out! I’m sure you wanna!!!! No, we have NOT ran out of ideas, infact we have SO MANY GREAT IDEAS LIKE ██████████████ AND ██████████████ like, why won’t you want to know WHAT KIND OF STORE ARE YOU? YEAH THAT’S RIGHT!! PUT THIS IN YOUR PORTFOLIO!! There’s so many shops! WHICH ONE would you BE? We are NOT sponsored by Yona-Yona and/or another shop You don’t know what type of soda you are? Check out: WHIZFEED: QUIZ — WHAT KIND OF SODA ARE YOU? By Zachery Carluccio CONGRATULATIONS! You have reached the end of the Quiz “What Store Are You?” Give us a moment to load your results… Your...

It’s beyond known that Karakura’s youth population is severely undefined. This has been shown time and time again through groups such as Bosozoku and other delinquents. However, there are other outlets that have been made through the years to help allow the population, without help, to get some. The club ‘Fight Club’ has been a way for those who need to give themselves a break, away from those who do not understand them, and a way for them to let out the way they feel through organized and consented sparring matches away from the public eye! N. Jaibatsume, 2024 Fight Club is something that's clearly been developed for years by those supporting, running, and participating in it. There's a culture behind hiding the real you...

“So many jobs and you can't even get one? Gosh, c'mon. . . Let's take a look around!” The Factions of Karakura; Zachery Carluccio 2025 Most factions played a significant role in the city’s development while some were established later than others. The westernization of Karakura, for example, ushered in numerous changes to certain factions that provided the people apart from Japanese culture ample job opportunities or services; creating the perfect medium for the growth of Karakura’s population. Today, 7 different factions keep the city buzzing with activity and liveliness. Among them, 15 sub-factions branch off to better align the service with the citizen’s needs. This post aims to reveal the poll results of two important...

Return of WHAT THE WHIZ IS FEED?? Already forgotten? Guess you guys aren't cool enough to remember it.... WHIZFEED is a sub-faction of the news faction... Have you seen the cool reports we do from time to time? You know... areas that are not used in the city... families here... streets there... But... Who would like to know more about which faction is the best? What's going on with the grannies around? Polls? SHITPOST?!?!? WHIZ?!?!?!?!?!? I bet now you remember! Whizfeed was inactive for a couple of months, being the last post “WHIZFEED: Which Karakura Local Are YOU?” published by our now former senior reporter Nigiri Jaibatsume - Speaking of Nigiri, let's talk about her a little bit. Nigiri...

WHICH LOCAL KARAKURA PERSON ARE YOU! TAKE THIS QUIZES BELOW TO FIND OUT! N. Jaibatsume, 2024 WHAT LOCAL KARAKURA PERSON ARE YOU!? (Pt. 1) WHICH one are you? Male - 4 points Female - 3 points Other - 2 points DO you work for a shop? Yes- 4 points No - 2 points WHAT kind of business do you prefer? Fast Food - 4 points Retail - 3 points Restaurant - 3 points Insurance - 2 points Other - 1 point WHAT is your favourite color category? Cool colors - 4 points Nuetral colors - 3 points Warm colors - 2 points DO you have a non-Japanese name? Yes - 4 points No - 2 points SHORT-sleeve shirt or LONG-sleeve? Long-Sleeve - 4 points Short-Sleeve - 2 points DO you have long hair? Yes - 4 points No - 2 points DO you have light or dark...

WHICH LOCAL KARAKURA PERSON ARE YOU!? TAKE THE QUIZ BELOW TO FIND OUT! N. Jaibatsume, 2024 WHAT LOCAL KARAKURA PERSON ARE YOU!? (Pt. 1) What do you like to do in your freetime? Fishing - 4 points Swimming - 3 points Walking - 2 points Do you have facial hair? Yes - 4 points No - 2 points DO you wear a hat? Yes - 2 points No - 1 point DO you have green eyes? Yes - 3 points No - 2 points WHAT gender are you? Female - 3 points Male - 2 points WHAT is your favourite color? Red - 4 points Pink - 4 points Blue - 3 points Green - 3 points Orange- 1 point Which do you prefer? Pond - 4 points Lake - 2 points River - 2 points Ocean - 1 point ARE you an adult? Yes - 2 points No - 1 point RESULTS! If you scored between 21...

Recently, Karakura has gotten somewhat of an . . . “Update”. The hard-working construction workers added bus stops around for the students in the mornings! Additionally, there are new train stations with the latest technology that have been implemented! We can start off by discussing the new bus stops. In the mornings students of karakura can sit at the many bus stops around the city. There are 7 buses that go around about 3 times! It starts from 7:15 to 8:45 and there are a few types! That being a normal bus with about 8 seats plus the front two, and a double decker! Next, we have the new train stations! Recently, the stations have been renovated, and the newest technology has been added! Although the trains do take...

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THE KARAKURA UMBRELLA CRISIS! WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL!? DO THEY EVEN WORK!?!? AND WHY ARE THEY ALL FROM THE SAME BRAND!?!? N. Jaibatsume, 2024 There is an issue in Karakura that NO one seems to talk about.. In plaza, at the beach, at the pier, around the city! They’re everywhere! All these umbrellas… of unusually SMALL size! N. Jaibatsume, 2024 I went to EVERY public spot in Karakura I could find that had umbrellas, and was ultimately very disappointed with the result! Every umbrella I found appeared to look EXACTLY the same besides the color! ONTOP of that .. they were all - you guessed it! SMALL!!! My first stop of course, was the city Plaza, which I took a nice close-up photo of the standard city umbrella. As you can...

WHERES THE POSTS!! WHERES THE UPDATES!??! WHERE DID ONRAIN GO!!?! Onrain logo, 2024 Usually Onrain posts quite regularly! If not once a month at a MINIMUM! Yet … it appears they have gone - INACTIVE!! For not just one month .. but TWO! @ onrain screenshot, 2024 IN ADDITION! Onrain STLL has yet to fix the trending page!! The people of Onrain have been LEFT with no updates, no posts from the officials… AND NO TRENDING PAGE! IT’S BEEN MONTHS! Onrain screenshot, 2024 And if that wasn’t bad enough .. some issues are still arising! For example, photos are starting not to load again on profiles! As shown in the photo below, newly joined people’s profiles are starting not to show up! Onrain screenshot, 2024...

As of the latest news, Karakura is going through a massive heat wave, reaching temperatures over 35°C or 95 °F. Due to the heat wave, wildlife will tend to get dry, and with dry leaves and a single spark from the campfires near… a fire will burn through. The Ochiba forest recently had an accident occur. A tree near the fishing pond recently caught on fire! Reports say that it was most likely caused by a small spark from a campfire hitting a dry leaf on the tree. Witness Lizzy Yuuki Togomi says that they believe it was the heat. The heat is only going to get worse, heatstrokes are also occurring !! One Question Interview Kenjiro: “Can you tell me what happened?” Lizzy Y.T: “Okay so I was fishing just trying to get some cash...

EVERYTHING NEW AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ONRAIN AS OF THE END OF JUNE & JULY! Onrain logo, 2024 Starting strong! On June 16th Onrain announced a NEW feature onto the platform called COMMUNITIES! Their announcement stated: “Introducing…. #Communities! Onrain now has Communities! Start an (should be a? Not an? LOL!) community about anything you want! When you create a community it automatically creates a group chat with all its members! @onrain screenshot, 2024 So how to find Communities? On the left side of your screen, a new red bubble has emerged for Communities! When you click it, you will see all the current communities! The Communities are displayed from most members to least! Top 3 Communities is...