Random sentences I found from the internet fr

[Arocatula]

If you’re flying through the dessert, and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets? Blue, because ice cream doesn’t have bones.

If you’re swimming in the sun, and your pet penguin “Jerry“ catches a cold, what should you have in your teeth? A teaspoon, because cats hate Star Trek.

Do you ever drink your stairs because your roach phased through the wall? Yeah, that’s what it’s like to trip on dry water.

Do you ever get slapped with a wet spaghetti noodle because you mistook your girlfriend with her twin and made out with her dad? Yeah, that’s what it’s like to drive a Ford F-150.

 

[Valentine_Lols]

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?".

 

[EnderBubs]

“Thoughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one”

(I have an obsession with gojo)

 

[Arocatula]

"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?".

Leaving and rejoining

“Thoughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one”

(I have an obsession with gojo)

:buzz lightyear clone meme gif:

 

[Valentine_Lols]

Leaving and rejoining

Even when a balloon is half inflated, it is completely full.

 

[Arocatula]

Even when a balloon is half inflated, it is completely full.

If a Lay‘s bag is 1/100 filled with chips, it’s still completely full.

 

[Valentine_Lols]

If a Lay‘s bag is 1/100 filled with chips, it’s still completely full.

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

 

[nojustno]

If you’re flying through the dessert, and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets? Blue, because ice cream doesn’t have bones.

If you’re swimming in the sun, and your pet penguin “Jerry“ catches a cold, what should you have in your teeth? A teaspoon, because cats hate Star Trek.

Do you ever drink your stairs because your roach phased through the wall? Yeah, that’s what it’s like to trip on dry water.

Do you ever get slapped with a wet spaghetti noodle because you mistook your girlfriend with her twin and made out with her dad? Yeah, that’s what it’s like to drive a Ford F-150.

if everything is nothing then why isnt nothing everything