A Bittersweet Goodbye
01 April 2025 / By Flay Ming-Akori
01 April 2025 / By Flay Ming-Akori
The Resignation of our Beloved Vice Chancellor
After serving over a decade in Karakura High and College, it’s time to say goodbye to Byeol Akihito. After some hard decisions, “it’s time to move ahead for more challenging opportunities,” Akihito claims. Opening up a new chapter of her life after the grueling stress of personal family events.Rumors: True or Not
The definition of the term ‘Rumor’ is: a currently circulating story or report of uncertain or doubtful truth.’ It’s best to mention that not all rumors are true, but when it comes to plausible ones, it’s best to do your own research.As you may know, Mi Akihito owns a poisonous spider and brought it to school. The dangerous spider got loose and caused a massive panic and a schoolwide evacuation. Emergency folks had to rush over, treating injuries and doing crowd control. Some students were reported to be trampled and badly injured from spider bites. This event took a toll on the Akihito family’s reputation, and it was said it was just the beginning of their rocky relationship.
As Mi Akihito’s birthday came around, she begged her parents for a large candle that eventually set the whole venue on fire, causing a multitude of injuries. Because of the event, Mi’s parents, Byeol and Iwao, were blamed and later sued by the victim’s families. However, the case was soon dropped due to them exchanging money without getting the court involved.
With Mi’s antics and Iwao’s busy schedule taking up quality family time, Byeol ultimately filed for divorce and full custody of their daughter. The rest is unknown at this time. I wish her luck.
What does this mean for SLT?
Our current Vice Principal, Kaito Akiyama, will be taking up the empty slot, working alongside Iwao Akihito. The Vice Principal spot will open up yet again, likely being taken up again at a later date. Rumors state that Volya Aiuchi-Stark will be taking the spot in late April.“Mr. Stark will be a great addition to our team as the Lead of Student Affairs,” Iwao states, “I look forward to the changes he makes to make this school better than ever.”
The End
It’s a bittersweet goodbye, a piece of our school’s history will be lost. However, Byeol states “don’t worry, I’ll be just fine. Look at this as a new opportunity, I’m confident Mr. Akiyama and Mr. Stark will do great. Let’s focus on the positives of this.” We all wish Byeol the best, and we hope she finds happiness in the next chapter of her life.For legal purposes: This article is a joke, happy April Fools!