Typeicide (Temp)
Level 2
"Have you ever been wrong about something?"
"Of course you have you mompara numpty, why, you probably don't even realize that I just called you a moron!"
"It's sad, really... But there is hope."
"I'm Asahiko, founder and CEO of the Asahiko is Always Right Foundation."
"Here at A.A.R.F., we strive to bring knowledge to a world that is so utterly devoid of it!...."
"....I also just realized how terrible that acronym sounds, and won't be using it again."
"Every day hopeless idiots go out into the world..."
"....Driving drunk or using the word literally incorrectly... without anyone to explain just how wrong they are..."
"...Seriously, Jacob. You can LITERALLY go die in a barn fire."
"But enough about Jacob and his crimes against language. Did you know that over 99% of people are in fact, idiots?"
"....Terrifying, I know. But the good news is, there is a cure!...."
"....The better news is, there's a better cure."
"You see, I am one of the select few who is completely immune to ignorant bullshit."
"And it is my dream to spread my wisdom fulltime... A ray of light to cut through the darkness!..."
"...But the batteries for that light don't come cheap."
"That's where YOU come in!"
"For a monthly donation of your choosing, you can ensure that there will be at least a few soldiers in the fight, against stupidity's overwhelming hordes!"
"We may never be able to stop people from doing stupid shit, but with your help, we will always be there to call them on it afterward!"
"And really, isn't that what TRULY matters?"
"So please, donate to the Asahiko is Always Right Foundation today! And together, we can rid the world of poons and bogans alike, and make the world a better place."
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CEO: Asahiko Yuudai @Typeicide (Temp)
CO-CEO: Kakuzu S. @Gunner99223
MEMBERS: @Koolji
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