Common Ban Excuses

[boirei]

Hi. After listening to the screams of the damned, I've collected several common excuses, and here you can hear how stupid they are. Here's a list.

- "I was drunk and I was getting back from a party."
Like- bruh- it's your fault for getting drunk.

- "My little sibling did it!"
Question- how on planet Earth would your little sibling know how to ERP?

- "I was bored so I did it."
This is self explanatory.

- "My sibling is on the same IP as me."
Please provide actual evidence instead of making claims. No wonder you failed CER writing assignments.

- "Please unban me I did nothing wrong!!"
Why else were you banned?

- "I didn't do it."
Oh- you like being banned, I guess?

- "I was curious to see what was outside the map!"
If you think it's wrong, it probably is wrong. Breaking map boundaries? You tell me.

Okay- I hope I gave you a l a f f. bye​

 

[Stuhpid]

I mean the IP thing I kinda understand though

 

[Xangaji]

I didn't chuckle... I didn't laugh...

i cried at the sad state of rulebreakers

 

[sad]

"My brother got on my Mine-craft account"

 

[Xangaji]

"My brother got on my Mine-craft account"

or:

"My cat bought an account with my mummy's credit card, without my permission and ban-evaded"