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10 mins after posting this valentin got mugged by bears and is now in recovery

[ VALENTIN S. KAGENOUTA ] First Name: Valentin Surname: Sidorov-Kagenouta Preferred Name: Val, Valentin Aliases: N/A Gender: Male Age: 18 Height: 6’0 Weight: 135lbs Build: Slim Skin Color: Pale Eye Color: A dark variation Hair Style: His straight natural hair was neatly styled and...

im a shark, shark go mrow

AHEM- Valentin Sidorov-Kagenouta Consistently expresses that he is 100% straight but knows deep down he might be bisexual. He will never admit it though just to spite his mostly gay family. (cough cough, sidorovs.) Koi Sang-eo Mulgogi Secretly knows his deceased brother is actually alive...

THIS IS SHARK SLANDER

I AM A SHARK. THIS IS LITERALLY ME >:(

ILL MAKE U AN EXCEPTION

WHY AM I BEING CANCELLED

Was genuinely too lazy to pass out books/flyers for a family out so I'm just not gonna dew it and slide it here WANNA JOIN A FAMILY? WITH SHARKTISM AS LEAD OMG!!! (pls) well anyways call 1-800-sharktismfamilyiscool (we also have a tailoring server thats pretty cool as well ngl…)

Ppl dming you for an order even though all your tailoring profiles and your discord bio says you don't take DM orders anymore. 3:

When Castiel Sidorov-Jökull got detention for smearing butter on a teacher (Lili) and then proceeded to get absolutely BULLIED by the professors and teachers watching over the detention room. His three stacks of butter were ALL taken, Due to him eating it and proceeding to offer a container to a...

LIES THE LIES ANYWAYS Castiel Sidorov-Jökull - Baleen whale.. No comment cuz idk my whales (Shark) Me: beluga. im a beluga. no comment. beluga.