WE ALL KNOW THE DATING SCENE IS BEYOND COOKED IN THE BIG 26. I’VE LOOKED TO MY RIGHT, CHEATERS. LOOK TO MY LEFT, RED FLAGS. THESE PARTNERS STINK OF POO. HOW DO I KNOW IF SOMEONE’S A RED FLAG? Dating is COOKED. The dating scene? FRIED. You’re well aware of the complaints everyone echoes out...

Return of WHAT THE WHIZ IS FEED?? Already forgotten? Guess you guys aren't cool enough to remember it.... WHIZFEED is a sub-faction of the news faction... Have you seen the cool reports we do from time to time? You know... areas that are not used in the city...