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"Pop a Joy, lad!"
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Joy Pill
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The Joy Pill! The new pill to make you feel like life is worth living.
Everything about the Joy pill just makes me thrive with enthusiasm! I've been taking this for 3 weeks and I have experienced no side effects at all.
Now, how does the pill work? Is there any risks by taking the pill? Of course not! We make our pills with no additional risks or side effects. The pill works by releasing a newly found chemical into your body, it attaches itself to your bloodstream and you will be feeling as happy as you can be!
No bad thoughts, no downers, no depression. All thanks to the Joy pill!
The Herrington family are being shown the pill right after this commercial ends! They will be your new idols, your new heros in action!
Who made the Joy pill?
The pill was created by an unknown person. All we have of her name today is "C.M."
How much is the Joy pill?
The pill is made so well done, but sold for the fairest price! The pill can range up to 1k - 2k.
If I am experiencing a problem with the pill, and I don't want to have more, what do I do?
Pop a Joy, lad!
Is this legal?
Perfectly legal! All pills are tested, researched, and used on people to make sure it works!
What if it doesn't work?
Pop a Joy, lad!
The pill has been tested on over 50 people! All 40 lived perfectly and are now resting in their homes.
The pill was originally being used as a way to see things that aren't really there, but we added spice, rice, and everything nice!
"Good show, lass!"
We're all happy here!
Joy Pills Current Sellers
Mintix - Jess E. Jimenez
scarystories - Scary Hamada
Current People Getting Joy FREE
The Herrington Family
[ 1 crate per 2 weeks. ]
The Jimenez Family
[ 1 crate per 2 weeks ]
The Ainsworth Family
[ 1 crate per 2 weeks ]
The Hamada Family
[ 1 crate per 2 weeks ]
The Kaderona Family
[1 crate per 1 week]
C.M.
CEO of Joy Pills
Unknown information to public.
Something to listen to here
Joy Pill
□ ■ □ ■ □
The Joy Pill! The new pill to make you feel like life is worth living.
Everything about the Joy pill just makes me thrive with enthusiasm! I've been taking this for 3 weeks and I have experienced no side effects at all.
Now, how does the pill work? Is there any risks by taking the pill? Of course not! We make our pills with no additional risks or side effects. The pill works by releasing a newly found chemical into your body, it attaches itself to your bloodstream and you will be feeling as happy as you can be!
No bad thoughts, no downers, no depression. All thanks to the Joy pill!
The Herrington family are being shown the pill right after this commercial ends! They will be your new idols, your new heros in action!
Who made the Joy pill?
The pill was created by an unknown person. All we have of her name today is "C.M."
How much is the Joy pill?
The pill is made so well done, but sold for the fairest price! The pill can range up to 1k - 2k.
If I am experiencing a problem with the pill, and I don't want to have more, what do I do?
Pop a Joy, lad!
Is this legal?
Perfectly legal! All pills are tested, researched, and used on people to make sure it works!
What if it doesn't work?
Pop a Joy, lad!
The pill has been tested on over 50 people! All 40 lived perfectly and are now resting in their homes.
The pill was originally being used as a way to see things that aren't really there, but we added spice, rice, and everything nice!
"Good show, lass!"
We're all happy here!
What does the pill really do? [OOC]
The pill makes you happy. No bad thoughts, no depression, etc.
It also makes you see things as a happy item or event. As if you are beating up a pinata, you could be beating up a dead body. The pill changes your sight of the world, so no negative events are noticed.
How can I get the pill? [IC]
It isn't out for the public just yet. We are now just having our good pal Jessica Herrington take them to the estates and hand them out to everyone. Once the pill is tested for safety, tested for happiness, and tested for durability it will be out to the public in no time!
Probable cause to search if being openly carried?
Never! Nada! Nope! The pill will be spreading out all over Karakura, even the police force may take it some day!
Am I able to investigate this?
What is to investigate about? We're all one happy family! Us happy few must stay together, right?
What will happen to the old Happy Pills?
That abandoned wasteland? Don't worry! The pills will be accessible anywhere! You wont need to wait centuries just to get a pill from a deadbeat shop!
The pill makes you happy. No bad thoughts, no depression, etc.
It also makes you see things as a happy item or event. As if you are beating up a pinata, you could be beating up a dead body. The pill changes your sight of the world, so no negative events are noticed.
How can I get the pill? [IC]
It isn't out for the public just yet. We are now just having our good pal Jessica Herrington take them to the estates and hand them out to everyone. Once the pill is tested for safety, tested for happiness, and tested for durability it will be out to the public in no time!
Probable cause to search if being openly carried?
Never! Nada! Nope! The pill will be spreading out all over Karakura, even the police force may take it some day!
Am I able to investigate this?
What is to investigate about? We're all one happy family! Us happy few must stay together, right?
What will happen to the old Happy Pills?
That abandoned wasteland? Don't worry! The pills will be accessible anywhere! You wont need to wait centuries just to get a pill from a deadbeat shop!
Joy Pills Current Sellers
Mintix - Jess E. Jimenez
scarystories - Scary Hamada
Current People Getting Joy FREE
The Herrington Family
[ 1 crate per 2 weeks. ]
The Jimenez Family
[ 1 crate per 2 weeks ]
The Ainsworth Family
[ 1 crate per 2 weeks ]
The Hamada Family
[ 1 crate per 2 weeks ]
The Kaderona Family
[1 crate per 1 week]
C.M.
CEO of Joy Pills
Unknown information to public.
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