Benefits To Being A Pet

[Figs]

So, I've been wandering something for a while: What would it be like being a cat? Now, this doesn't just apply to Srp. To start this unnecessary ****ysis, I would like to mention a key component. Money. If you're a cat, you won't need to have a job. If you're lucky enough, you'll be fed by humans, and offered shelter. I'm sure a lot of readers can agree with me that they would prefer to sit around and do nothing, with no consequences indefinitely- at least until their eventual demise.
Between then and now, what else could you do? In my opinion, it'd be cool to learn parkour, and to jump super high naturally. Just imagine how many uses them hops could have! Think about your eyes. Don't you hate having to turn on lights to see in the dark? Cats got that covered. Hearing? Check. Speed? Check. Sight? Check. Adorableness? HELL YEAH!

 

[philbertman42]

What cats are allowed to do is severely limited, if we're talking about domesticated felines. The idea of being an agile creature in possession of night vision and acute agility is rather amusing, but the downside is the fact that humans would control our entire lives, as we would rely solely on them for not only survival, but entertainment and companionship as well. Depending on our owner, we may end up sleeping the majority of our lives, our only joy being a daily can of food and an occasional petting, when our owner feels like it. Likewise, we could end up in a great family who actively cares about their pet by keeping them well fed, letting them exercise, frequent pets, and routinely keeps them clean and healthy with regular vet check ups.

So in conclusion, I am thinking too hard about this and I should be doing my homework instead.

 

[cuetea]

hey guys so rabbits are cute

 

[Tippie]

hey guys so rabbits are cute

Cats are more cute!

 

[Figs]

What cats are allowed to do is severely limited, if we're talking about domesticated felines. The idea of being an agile creature in possession of night vision and acute agility is rather amusing, but the downside is the fact that humans would control our entire lives, as we would rely solely on them for not only survival, but entertainment and companionship as well. Depending on our owner, we may end up sleeping the majority of our lives, our only joy being a daily can of food and an occasional petting, when our owner feels like it. Likewise, we could end up in a great family who actively cares about their pet by keeping them well fed, letting them exercise, frequent pets, and routinely keeps them clean and healthy with regular vet check ups.

So in conclusion, I am thinking too hard about this and I should be doing my homework instead.

Essentially, it's a 50/50 for cats

 

[Shizai]

Cats r cute

 

[Toto]

- you cant gangrp
- you cant gangrp
- you cant gangrp
-you cant speak
-imagine not being able to understand your favourite movie.
All of the wonderful things of being an animal means you would lose nearly everything you loved about humanity

 

[Totalore]

- you cant gangrp
- you cant gangrp
- you cant gangrp
-you cant speak
-imagine not being able to understand your favourite movie.
All of the wonderful things of being an animal means you would lose nearly everything you loved about humanity

aint that the most boomer shit you've ever seen

 

[Toto]

aint that the most boomer shit you've ever seen

how was that BOOMER

 

[Mortem____]

what is the point if you cant verbally and physically assault someone who looks at you the wrong way

or can you?

 

[Tippie]

I am a cat on one of my accounts, and it's great! Reccomend it if you have any alt accounts!

 

[Shizai]

The world is your litter box

 

[Aternia1]

dogs r cute