Once upon a time, there was a dog. The dog had a very nice shoelace, the shoelace was always rested on top of the dogs head. It was just kind of placed there, but it was indeed a very good accessory. One day, the dog decided to become a model. It went on a run way, showed off its shoelace, and everyone loved it. The dog one the dog show, and then he won a trophy with a gold shoelace. The dog grabbed the shoelace happily, placing it on top of his head in place of the old one. Little did you know, the dog was actually a cat. The end.
Never done one this early in the morning before lol
