This thread is to be taken ICly. It is a letter.
Letters are dispersed amongst Karakura City like snowflakes. A clear sign: Katsuhito has responded to the accusations again.
Letters are dispersed amongst Karakura City like snowflakes. A clear sign: Katsuhito has responded to the accusations again.
Dearest Karakura,
It has been far too long since I have written an address to my beloved city and hometown, my darling Karakura. I have been made aware of a French magazine calling my family and me out for being so unKarakuran. How ridiculous that you name yourself a magazine dedicated to my beloved town when you are not addressing its demographic? But of course, they claim we, the aristocracy, are vile beings. Seventy per cent of Karakura does not understand your French headings, and you expect to shout out Karakurism? There is nothing Karakuran about your definition of Karakurism, I assure you, dimwitted toad.
But alas, if I speak, it is defamation, whilst this frog-looking person hides behind their pen and paper. You have no influence like I do to speak with one's mouth, and as such, you pull a Lady Whistledown to attempt to bring down I, the Queen Charlotte. My discerning eye does not cast you as moving, and in fact, you are too weak to move the might that is Karakura. And against whom? Its own son? wE WIsh TO aChiEVE whAT wAS aChiEVed By wEstERN ciVILIzATIOn IN thE 18th ANd 19tH ceNTURIeS. Shut your mouth, or more accurately, drop your pen; most macabre and appalling, this writer is.
We wish nothing but prosperity to our dear town, and may it flourish to the grandest of blooms. And you sign with names that do not belong to you. I know that M. Buddah is one specific Nakazumi. And he says what I do is defamation! Is this defamation, however, to protect one's honour and virtue? Nice photograph of me, by the way; I look utterly magnificent, like I always do.
Pay no heed to some French magazine that declares itself Karakuran, Karakura. Its definition of Karakuraism is most flawed. I know it is for certainty.
Yours truly,
Katsuhito T'sien Saiky-Akihito
