Faculty - What Are They?
24 MARCH 2025 / By Flay Ming-Akori
24 MARCH 2025 / By Flay Ming-Akori
Real People or Machines?
As artificial intelligence, or AI, starts taking over jobs, it makes me wonder.. Are faculty actually robots? Do they show empathy, do they have a purpose outside of school? I wonder this myself, and I’m here to look deeper into it.Proof of Suspicion
Lack of Reactions
I recall the time when Mr. Riggs crashed from the ceiling and right onto Ms. Mori. If I got RKOed mid-class while I was teaching, I would take that personally. However, Ms. Mori just got up like nothing happened. No injuries, no dusting off her pants. Just went right back into her lecture while Riggs just “oop I’m out.”When students insult faculty, they never react emotionally. They never cry or claim it hurts their feelings. They just go straight to the voiceline like: “Do it again and it’s detention.” They’re usually tired, meaning they’re already drained of battery.
Volume Button Malfunction
The other day I went to an English class, and the teacher was yelling the WHOLE time. Normally they only raise their voices to make people quiet or get an important point across. However, this teacher’s volume button was turned all the way up from the start to the end.It’s weird because this teacher is hypothetically supposed to be my step parent, but they said them and my uncle dad got a divorce. However, they aren’t even married yet. I think the code glitched out. They also called my name, and it autocorrected in their system to “filet mignon” which is quite disrespectful.
Rule Book, Where?
Have you ever heard faculty say “It’s the rules”? I read the board, but the rules aren’t as specific as faculty make it to be. No costumes? They say it includes onesies, and I see nothing written on the board about that. Where do they get their rules from? I never saw or heard anything about a rule book mentioned, which means only one thing. The rules are programmed into their lines of code!
FaCULTy
Can’t spell ‘faculty’ without ‘cult.’ A cult of robots, created by someone. Could it be created by SLT? Probably, but that implies they’re smart, and SLT sure do act like faculty does; robotic. Only difference being them handing out suspensions instead of detentions. There must be a higher being out there that creates these robotic cult characters.. But what?Faculty Lounge, or Charging Station?
There’s a reason why we can’t go in there. People can go into the council room when intercomed, but never the faculty lounge. Even if the front desk or nurses office is crowded, faculty prefer calling students up there instead of the probably EMPTY faculty lounge.No one actually goes in there, so how would we know if they hold charging ports and chargers along the walls?
Inconsistency
People get hired and come to work in KHS, right? Nope! Pick any given day and not everyone goes to work. We have periods of time where there’s no school lunch! We have periods of time where we have no classes yet still have to be in school. We have periods of time where SLT aren’t in, and sometimes where they’re ALL in, which ends up chaotic, and faculty call for them A LOT. It’s inconsistent due to the maintenance they must get. Troubleshooting, charging, updates, and more. There’s never a week where everyone shows up to work and acts normal.
An Interview
I wanted to ask some questions about what the robots think, but they disappeared! As if they knew I was coming for them. A shame, really. The lack of faculty lately is concerning. SLT may just be taking them in for repairs.Afterthoughts
There’s too much evidence pointing towards faculty being robots. There’s no doubts, ifs, ands, or buts. It’s all robotic and they operate in an algorithm. The teachers and professors want the good ratings so they can treat it as if it’s likes on social media. They crave it to add to their code: Students like this game so I shall do it again!I’m not saying you shouldn’t join in on the fun, I’m just warning you.
