[Hazel would be standing in what would look like the Journalist room, the window would be clearly seen in the background and you could clearly see it snowing with a lot of snow on the roofs of houses and paths. You could tell this clip was from December ]
Hazel:
Hey guys! Hazel here again! This time I am still alone! Anyway.. today as you probably guessed from the title, I started Snowball fights with many random people, some of whom you may recognize. In an attempt to make friends…
[A little collage of videos would begin playing of Hazel bullyi- firing snowballs at random people]
[FIRST BATTLE]
[Hazel would be seen holding two snowballs, one in each hand, and would appear to be walking up to Daniel A. Lacrosse, a teacher. The teacher would seem to be playing on his phone not doing anything interesting]
Hazel:
Okay guys, it seems like we have our
first unwilling volunteer to participate in
our snowball fight. [Hazel would seem
very excited at the thought of firing a
snowball at some random person].
Ready? I’ll do a countdown… 3, 2, 1,
FIRE!!! [One of the snowballs would
be yeeted out of Hazel’s hand, shortly
followed by the other snowball].
Daniel:
Oww- [He would look up from his
phone and see Hazel laughing at
him, now covered in snow] Who
did that? Oh- YOU HAVE
STARTED SOMETHING YOU
CAN’T END! [He would bend down
and start to make a snowball]
Hazel:Oww- [He would look up from his
phone and see Hazel laughing at
him, now covered in snow] Who
did that? Oh- YOU HAVE
STARTED SOMETHING YOU
CAN’T END! [He would bend down
and start to make a snowball]
Oh no.. RUNNNNN [She would begin
running, but also picking up snow and
making snowballs whilst running].
YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVEEE!
[Just as Hazel said that, a large snowball
came flying into her face, causing Hazel
to burst into laughter]. OKAY MAYBE
YOU WILL CATCH ME ALIVE.
Daniel:
Woo! One all haha! I will win this [He
would begin to make another snowball,
carefully dodging Hazel’s attempts
whilst he was making them]. I'M READY
FOR THE MOST EPIC FIGHT OF THE
CENTURY!!
Woo! One all haha! I will win this [He
would begin to make another snowball,
carefully dodging Hazel’s attempts
whilst he was making them]. I'M READY
FOR THE MOST EPIC FIGHT OF THE
CENTURY!!
Hazel:
You will NEVER beat me! I’m the best in
all the land…. Maybe. I don’t really know.
Anyway I WILL BEAT YOU IN THIS EPIC
BATTLE!! [Hazel would bend down and
carefully begin to make 2 snowballs, one
for each hand. She would then hide behind
some random person and use them as a
sheild]
???:
Hey wait, what are you doing??
Hey wait, what are you doing??
Hazel:
SORRY, I’m just…. I need… I’m in a snowball
fight, and you are the prefect shield… thanks!
[After hiding behind the random person for
long enough, Hazel would then throw her
snowballs at Daniel and run off to make more
snowballs]
Daniel:
OI! Hiding behind someone is cheating!
No fair. [He would then proceed to throw
the remaining three snowballs in his hand
at Hazel whilst she was making her
snowballs].
OI! Hiding behind someone is cheating!
No fair. [He would then proceed to throw
the remaining three snowballs in his hand
at Hazel whilst she was making her
snowballs].
[Hazel would then come out of her hiding place with her hands in the air, in defeat]
Hazel:
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! You win!
Congratulations. Because you were a part
of this report you get a grand prize of 0 yen!
Don’t worry though, it’s not a complete waste
of your time, you will have your dream come
true and be in a report no one will read! Wooo
amazing!
Daniel:
I- Okay sure I’m good with that..
I- Okay sure I’m good with that..
[SECOND BATTLE]
[This time Hazel would be seen walking up to Haruka K. Houki, someone on the college swim team. Unfortunately for Hazel, Haruka is an experienced snowball thrower and can throw snowballs at great speeds in great quantities that even Hazel herself cannot keep up with.]
[This time Hazel would be seen walking up to Haruka K. Houki, someone on the college swim team. Unfortunately for Hazel, Haruka is an experienced snowball thrower and can throw snowballs at great speeds in great quantities that even Hazel herself cannot keep up with.]
Hazel:
Okay guys, I have my eyes on the next
target! She looks very unsuspecting and
bad at snowball throwing, something a
professional like me, can easily beat [Flexes
arms]. Guys I wouldn’t recommend trying this
at home, it’s only done by professionals like
me… otherwise it’s classed as bullying-
(Don’t bully people) [Hazel would bend down
and scoop up two snowballs, one in each hand.
She would then throw the two snowballs almost
simultaneously at the unsuspecting person]
Haruka:
WHO DARES CHALLENGING ME TO
A BATTLE? [Haruka would then run and mass
products snowballs behind a wall, leaving
Hazel confused making snowballs slowly]
YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME! [She would
then Rapid fire snowballs at Hazel, leaving
Hazel barely anytime to realise what was
happening.]
WHO DARES CHALLENGING ME TO
A BATTLE? [Haruka would then run and mass
products snowballs behind a wall, leaving
Hazel confused making snowballs slowly]
YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME! [She would
then Rapid fire snowballs at Hazel, leaving
Hazel barely anytime to realise what was
happening.]
Hazel:
I- [Hazel was still getting shot by snowballs,
it’s like Haruka had an infinite supply!]
Haruka:
YOU CHOSE THE WRONG TARGET
MWAUAHAHAHA [Still throwing snowballs
full speed at Hazel]
YOU CHOSE THE WRONG TARGET
MWAUAHAHAHA [Still throwing snowballs
full speed at Hazel]
Hazel:
AAAAAAAAAAA. IM BEING ATTACKED
[Hazel would now be running around in
circles, trying to escape Haruka’s snowballs
but still getting attacked by them! This
woman had a great aim!]
Haruka:
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE HAHAHA
[STILL throwing snowballs at Hazel]
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE HAHAHA
[STILL throwing snowballs at Hazel]
Hazel:
[Hazel would spot a familiar face, Myeong,
and run towards her, still attempting to
escape the snowballs] MYEONGGGG! HELLPP
I'M BEING ATTACKED! I STARTED A WAR I
CANNOT STOP AAAAAAAAAAA. [She would
hide behind Myeong and speak to her attacker]
PEACE! NO MORE SNOWBALLS, PLEASE,
YOU ARE TOO POWERFUL. MERCY
PLEEEAAASSEEEE. I HAVE A FAMILY TO
GO HOME TO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIIIEEEE!!
Myeong:
…
Haruka:
…
I was never going to kill you-
…
Haruka:
…
I was never going to kill you-
Hazel:
[Clears throat and moves away from Myeong]
Yeah I knew that, all in the name of entertainment,
[nervous laughter] haha. Good time to end the
battle though! Let’s say you won…
Haruka:
Of course I won, I DESTROYED you.
Of course I won, I DESTROYED you.
Hazel:
I wouldn’t go THAT far, but okay…
[The video would quickly end and move onto Hazel standing back in the journalist room]
Hazel:
As you can tell from those two fights, I clearly made many friends.. and definitely did not bully anyone- Thanks for reading this report, it took a while to edit together, so the snow is unfortunately not around anymore.. I guess I can’t bully people anymore. Have a nice day Karakura!Hazel:
Hazel Jones, Signing off.
