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SCHOOL NEWS REPORT | Taylor Swift in KHSCC

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Taylor Swift in KHSCC
Hello everyone, it is I, Keio Yeou-Akori! I am here to supply you all with probably the best article you’ve read in your LIFE. Today, we’ll be going over the Dedicated Swifties of Karakura High & Community College. But, let’s break it down first. What’s a swiftie? And what’s the difference between a swiftie and a dedicated swiftie? Are you a swiftie?

What’s A Swiftie?
A swiftie is a person who appreciates Taylor Swift’s work. Taylor Swift, in case some of you live under a boulder or something, is an American singer-songwrtier who is appreciated from everywhere around the world. Some examples of swifties are pictured below.

Swifties are known amongst the general public to be an extremely insane and dedicated fanbase towards their fandom. They’re also known for being majorly made up of teenage girls. However, anyone can enjoy Taylor Swift’s music, even me! And maybe even you.

Dedicated vs. Normal
A normal swifite is someone who enjoys Taylor Swift’s music and participates in discussion and activities revolving around her, however, they’re not insanely attached to the fandom. Whereas, a dedicated swiftie clings onto Taylor Swift’s every motion, word, and decision. Below I’ve attached two links to good video explanations of dedicated swifties.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r1ASolFYBJs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i7Qdng7x20s
When a fanbase has such dedication towards their, as the swifties call it, Mother, the general public tends to overlook the basic fans. This is also the case with swifties, the people who just ‘like’ Swift are usually droned out by those who ‘worship’ her.

Are You a Swifite?
Are you a swiftie? Well, let’s find out! I’ve chosen to spoiler the following, as some people may already know that they are a swiftie. It’ll be in the format of a quiz. Be sure to write down your answers on a paper pad, notepad, or a google doc.

Certainly! Here's a fun "Are You a Swiftie?" quiz to test your Taylor Swift knowledge:
Question 1:
What is Taylor Swift's full name?

4) Taylor Alison Swift
1) Taylor Elizabeth Swift
3) Taylor Nicole Swift
2) Taylor Olivia Swift

Question 2:
In which year did Taylor Swift release her debut self-titled album?

1) 2007
4) 2006
2) 2008
3) 2009

Question 3:
Which album features the hit singles "Shake It Off" and "Blank Space"?

1) Fearless
3) Speak Now
4) 1989
2) Reputation

Question 4:
What is Taylor Swift's lucky number?

2) 7
4) 13
3) 22
1) 1989

Question 5:
Which of the following songs is NOT a collaboration featuring Taylor Swift?

3) "The Joker and The Queen"
4) "Everything Has Changed"
2) "Gasoline"
1) "Renegade"

Question 6:
What is the title of Taylor Swift's documentary that premiered on Disney+ in 2020?

2) "Eras Film"
4) "Miss Americana"
3) "Reputation Stadium Tour"
1) "folklore: long pond sessions"

Question 7:
What is the name of her album coming out April 19th, 2024, announced at the 2024 Grammy’s?

4) The Tortured Poets Department
2) Midnights
3) Long Pond Studios
1) HO20

Question 8:
Which album includes the song "Love Story"?

4) Fearless
3) Red
2) Speak Now
1) 1989

Question 9:
What is the name of Taylor Swift's fan base?

4) Swifties
2) Taylords
3) Taylor Nation
1) Swizzle Nation

Question 10:
What is the name of Taylor Swift’s most recently released non-rerecorded album?

1) Lover
2) The Tortured Poets Dept.
3) YOYOK
4) Midnights

Scoring:

You answered with a number 1-4 to every question. I hope you were writing down the answers you… answered! Add them all up and see what you get!
- 26-40: You're a True Swiftie! Taylor would be proud.
- 13-26: You're Swiftie-in-Training! Keep jamming to those tunes.
- 0-13: Shake It Off! There's more Taylor Swift magic to discover.
If you took that quiz, let me know your score!

Dedicated Swifties of KHSCC
Finally, let’s move onto the dedicated swifties of KHS. I walked around during the school day and harass- interviewed a few people to create the graph below to show you the difference between college lovers and haters adn the highschool lovers and haters of T.S. Of course, when we asked, we asked 13 people. Because, if you didn’t know, 13 is Taylor Swift’s lucky number and is iconic towards her brand.

As you can see, the lovers do outweigh the haters within the highschool by quite a lot, however, in college, they outweigh by a bit less. In the total KHSCC department, the swifties are extremely prominent. However, many of these swifties are too scared to speak of their interests due to the amount of hate and contreversy the small percentage of haters in KHSCC create. This can be confirmed by one student, who has preferred to stay anonymous for this exact reason.
Keio Yeou-Akori: “Hello, ma’am. You’re a member of KHS, correct?”
Redacted: “Yes, highschool.”
KYA: “And I understand you’re here to talk about the hate given to swifties all around KHSCC by the haters of our academy. Could you talk a little bit about that?”
Redacted: “Of course. In our school, we have a ton of people. And in that huge bunch, there’s bound to be some haters. However, due to the violent and boastful culture of Karakura as a whole, these haters’ hate is extremely intensified.”
KYA: “Would you be willing to provide us with some examples of the intense hate you’ve seen or even been given to you yourself based on Taylor Swift?”
Redacted: “A lat of continuous verbal abuse, to the point that I’d consider it bullying. I believe we need to do something about this.”
KYA: “And what would that be?”
Redacted: “We need something to make sure everyone at our school knows that Taylor Swift is life. She is Mother. And Mother is Mothering.”
KYA: “...Not anything to stop the bullying?”
Redacted: “Well, sure, if you want. But, it’d be better to just brainwash everyone, y’know?”

While her solution is question, the general thoughts are there. Even the haters of Taylor Swift need to learn how to have an organised argument without getting rude and staying respectful. Let’s hear from current KHS English Teacher, Faye Jahii on that. Mx. Jahii was unable to physically be here with me, as they are on a trip currently, however, I was able to get some texts exchanged with them.


Wait. Hold on.

Conclusion
taylor fans might actually just be insane



In other Taylor Swift news, she’ll be coming to some nearby aresa this upcoming week with her Eras Tour, so I expect the school to be empty on those days thx
 

ErikFinster

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I do like her music, but I don't like her carbon footprint. But all in all - a very nice school news article! Yes!
 

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won't be surprised if all the Swifties in KHS host a Super Bowl watch party Sunday just because of Taylor Swift at the game.
 

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