Snail

[Nikko]

IGN: Cheesechexmix
DATE: 12/19/2021
WHAT YOU WANT TO SUGGEST OR MENTION: An ammendment to the school rules allowing snails to be allowed on school grounds.
HOW WILL THIS BENEFIT THE SERVER/COMMUNITY?: Those that have played for a while may actually know who I am, I've been a player for a good few years now and I rarely bother posting on these forums. Today, however I bring the most grievous of complaints. No animals are allowed on school grounds. I don't mind that dogs and cats and whatever the hell aren't allowed, afterall they are all cringe and stoppable. However, the humble snail is not only not an animal as they're a pest, but is also inevitable. Nothing can stop the snail, nothing can keep these beasts out. They are based, and they will come, they will consume, and they will continue the cycle. Snail. Snail. Snail. Snail. Snail. Snail.Snail. Snail. Snail.

P.S, Snails are also only like 2cm, and they occur pretty naturally in any location, and if you -1 you're most likely a cringepilled dog/cat/whatever the fuck. This is not satire.

 

[Maysi]

Snail. Snail. Snail. Snail. Snail!

 

[nougsoc]

I did actually see the snail. My life is complete, I'm enlightened, Godly even.

 

[Beanfart]

+1 Let the snails be on the school grounds!

 

[HighlightedTwin]

I mean yeah this makes sense. Snails are everywhere +1

 

[nougsoc]

I love snails, Snails are excellent, Snails are a lifestyle +1

 

[RandomlyAccepted]

Snails are pretty cool +1

 

[OhNoNate]

+1
Don't see a way it would be realistically possible to actually keep snails out anyways so yea

 

[KimiNoUso]

Reviewed
Snails may enter school grounds, but cannot enter the building