Whats your best pick-up line?

[couchism]

I would say my best pick up line is
If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list.

 

[GEBynum]

“Is your clothes the Kentucky Derby? AND THEY’RE OFF!”
random.

 

[WhisperTheFallen]

Did it hurt when you fell
(Everyone knows the rest ngl that sentence looks so wrong)

 

[Spider_rod9]

Hi my name is microsoft, can i crash at you place?

 

[DarkEclipic]

Are you a Black Hole? Cause I can't seem to escape you.

 

[cho0ii]

Are you the EMS padded room? Because I cant seem to leave you