CRIME BIOGRAPHY | ‘THE MECHANIC’ - 荘老湖 ⚙️

[Popo]

Do it just to spite them

 

[SirLump]

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Haters

 

[milkyram]

this bio is so yummy. i wanna eat it

also i wanna do lore with this man so BAD... looks at my info junkie character, looks away

 

[Popo]

Updated (added lore, and did a few fixes).

 

[Mialyansa]

PORSHA CAMMILLIERI, 'LITTLERED'
‘I wrote your name in the skies, and the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sands and the waves washed it away.
So I wrote your name in my heart, so forever it will stay.’
★★★★★
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LOVE IS IN DA AIRRRR

 

[bheom]

So I wrote your name in my heart, so forever it will stay.’

inknew there was smth going awn.

 

[Popo]

inknew there was smth going awn.

LOVE IS IN DA AIRRRR

LMAO

 

[Shalanka]

TEEHHEE PROUD OWNERR OF PORSHA

 

[-kam]

one of my favourite chars on the servse

PHAT W

 

[Popo]

Expect a full reformat of this biography, rubs hands

 

[girlfr1qnd]

Expect a full reformat of this biography, rubs hands

YAYYYY

 

[DivingBlues]

Oh god… not this guy

 

[ErikFinster]

I'm blissfully unaware of this particular individual. Is this an auto-repair service?

 

[Popo]

I'm blissfully unaware of this particular individual. Is this an auto-repair service?

Erik..

 

[Popo]

Oh god… not this guy

Shush, finish your biography

 

[AllenBUwU]

VICTIMS OF HIS CRIMES

Major Violet pls I wanna make fun of Michael

 

[-kam]

I'm blissfully unaware of this particular individual. Is this an auto-repair service?

erik hes a little crimeboy

 

[ErikFinster]

erik hes a little crimeboy

Yes but . . . he DOES have experience with repairs and maintenance of vehicle engines and other machinery, right?

 

[-kam]

Yes but . . . he DOES have experience with repairs and maintenance of vehicle engines and other machinery, right?

perhaps!! idk i barely interact w dark icly.too scary

 

[ErikFinster]

perhaps!! idk i barely interact w dark icly.too scary

The costs of auto repairs these days are truly frightening. Grown men have been broken by exorbitant service fees.