How to get females. (feat. Lumberloon)

[HypotheticalBanana]

How do I get females. Im a lonely alpha wolf that lives under a bridge. I am the pack leader and I eat FIRST.
I keep doing my tango invite but she doesnt anwser.
My name is Xylophone and I have severe issue

How does one acquire the power of getting Wuzz (wolf huzz)

Maybe its cause I dont shower.
People tell me I smell like toe cheese and dry cleaning

 

[GEBynum]

How do I get females. Im a lonely alpha wolf that lives under a bridge. I am the pack leader and I eat FIRST. I keep doing my tango invite but she doesnt anwser. My name is Xylophone and I have severe issue How does one acquire the power of getting Wuzz (wolf huzz) Maybe its cause I dont shower. People tell me I smell like toe cheese and dry cleaning

SOLUTION: who said they have to be female?





:p

 

[Randoms_]

who said they had to be human?

 

[GoodbyeRanden]

I'd just stick with them being humans

 

[Vexosphere]

Insane

 

[GEBynum]

who said they had to be human?

I mean, they did say wuzz, not huzz

 

[salter]

you said females bro it's over

 

[WhisperTheFallen]

wild work