Introduction thing for a pizza idc

[YourPalPizza]

Heyyyyy~, fatties that aren't as hot as me I'm Pizza here you probably don't know me at all because pfttt I'm not social you pig (wtf am i doing with my life) but huh, hi? cough PIZZAISBETTER

 

[Fire]

I think I'm going to be sick after this. This was just terrible..... ._.

Agreed