new ways to say things in gangrp

[5SHU]

"Hand over 5k." <<<< "GIMME YO LUNCH MONEY BROSKI"

 

[WhisperTheFallen]

I completely agree

 

[SirDerpHead]

"Run that mask" <<< "Would you so humbly oblige and lend me that facial apparatus."

 

[-kam]

"pass that bali"<<<<"gimme yo face protection so I can seem them smexy lips"

 

[andrei]

"ill stab you" <<<< "Kind sir, I'll be adding holes to your body like cheese."

 

[GEBynum]

You have 10 seconds to remove that mask<<<<“ONE!” *shoots you cutely*

 

[stormii]

"I'm gonna need that phone homie" >>> "I request that you kindly hand over that magic box of yours my good chum"

 

[TenRP]

reading these made me laugh ngl

 

[Mocha]

reading these made me laugh ngl

same LMFAO, The phone one got me

 

[Mocha]

"You're coming with me" *kidnaps* >>> "Lets go down to the basement of my apartment so I may French you alone in the dark" *cutely takes*

 

[stormii]

same LMFAO, The phone one got me

>:]
what can i say, i have experience referring to things in an elaborate and preposterous way (translation: I'm autistic)

 

[SaltyFollicles]

"Dear sire, may I please request the metal baseball bat that is situated inbetween your fingers in a grip and the ballistic face mask situated on your face; May I also request a humber payment of five thousand (5,000) Japanese Yen in addition? Please do note, failure to comply with this request may result in blunt force trauma and/or five (5) minutes of unconsciousness caused by another metal baseball bat connecting with the flesh located on your skull, colliding your brain with your inner skull resulting in a knock out." >>> run 5k

 

[SaltyFollicles]

"pass that bali"<<<<"gimme yo face protection so I can seem them smexy lips"

HELP??

 

[Customable]

“Yo, I have majors” <<< “Excuse me fine gentlemen, it seems your walking limbs time upon this earth have fallen in front of the judgement of my long steel swinging apparatus and thus it’s time must but cut short effective immediately”

 

[Aania]

"YO quit stalling!!!! Or I call staff" -> Pardon me my good fellow. It seems I'm not the greatest at time management, so we are in quite the pinch and if I humble might say, you're a tad bit slow and I am an impatient bloke. Please do hurry, as we are in a rush. Or I will have to call the guardians, whom will rain disappointment and sorrow upon us. Thank you.

 

[DivingBlues]

“Dips or run” >> “Ah! Would you look at the time, I do have to excuse myself and do a bit of what the modern era calls skiddadling.” *turns on their heels in a fashionable manner to glance behind them only to realise they have a lovely steal weapon. Then in a forced manner began to walk… then pick up speed and run. Realising they had missed leg day.*

 

[Popo]

"YO quit stalling!!!! Or I call staff" -> Pardon me my good fellow. It seems I'm not the greatest at time management, so we are in quite the pinch and if I humble might say, you're a tad bit slow and I am an impatient bloke. Please do hurry, as we are in a rush. Or I will have to call the guardians, whom will rain disappointment and sorrow upon us. Thank you.

“Dips or run” >> “Ah! Would you look at the time, I do have to excuse myself and do a bit of what the modern era calls skiddadling.” *turns on their heels in a fashionable manner to glance behind them only to realise they have a lovely steal weapon. Then in a forced manner began to walk… then pick up speed and run. Realising they had missed leg day.*

Gonna use these two

 

[Mialyansa]

You are all talking the same way people do in r/wizardposting

 

[tayfun]

i love that this thread is essentially the "increasingly verbose" meme

 

[5SHU]

It went from normal to quite cursed