[Sho's Onrain]
KOIZUMI SAIKY
" My old teacher when I first became a priest, then, my boss, and now, the mother
of my child... I used to think she was intimidating, then we became nemeses, then
close friends, then started sleeping together. She's taught me many, MANY things, and
still continues to teach me anything that comes to mind for her. I don't know where
she gets the patience or why she chose me, but without her, Karakura would be in a
sorry state. Every single one of you owes your life to her... I love my girlfriend!!! "
ASAMIJAIBATSUME HASEGAWA
" My beautiful, beautiful daughter... You are the first love of my life, and everyday it
saddens me to be without you. Come back, Asami. I need my daughter. Come live with me,
and let yourself be happy for once. Not everything is a fight. It wasn't so long ago you
begged to become my trainee, worshipping my every move. I'm not the most perfect father,
but you're the perfect daughter, and I can't be without it this long. Not with such
meager reasoning. "
MIOSA SAIKY
" My firstborn biological child... I love you so much, not just for being my daughter,
but giving me the chance to have a real family. Anybody who dares to touch you is
dead. None of you are worthy of my child unless she and I deem it, and any one of
you who defies it will meet both my and her blade, for I wish to teach her my own
arts. And then, one day, she can choose to continue that line and build a legacy out
of it. "
TAMASHI "KITSA" TANKYU
" You and I fought together in October, and you've saved my life enough times for me
to owe you this piece. For a while, I questioned whether or not we were true friends
due to the nature of our relationship, and compared it to others', but whether you'll
admit it or not, we ARE friends. You were the first to welcome me when I became
a priest, and were around when it was only the two of us in the shrine. Without
you, I might not still be here. "
LORIAKIHITO LAMB
" During October, anytime I'd get a scratch or cut, I'd go to the hospital, and she'd be
right there. She told me later that I alone made up a third of her maximum pay
quota. My ex-wife who everybody warned me about, I did once love her, but her
absence brought that to an end. No clue what's happening to her now, but I hear
she was arrested for attempted murder, got bailed, and was recently disowned
by her family. "
KATSUHITO SAIKY-AKIHITO
" You were once my in-law, and you will be again some day. I consider us brothers,
and I respect your influence in both Akihito and Saiky families. All this time, you
indulged my questions, and now, I'm thrice the priest I started as. I look forward
to seeing you again, whenever you appear. Like the Cat in the Hat, you come
and go without a trace. It's kind of funny... I probably shouldn't be saying that
about the GREAT Katsuhito Saiky-Akihito. Come by the shrine again and I'll go
off-duty with you like before. "
YUREI GUSHIKEN O'SULLIVAN
" To me, this section is a necessity. Not because I can truly call you the most
important here (and that's only the truth), but because it would be a genuine
insult not to include you. You're our BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS guji, and you've
been a welcoming boss at that. When I once married Lori, I thought to myself
'who could possibly be my Best Man'... I never defined anybody as my best friend,
because I'm not especially close to any one person who isn't my partner. But
you were the obvious choice, and you will be my Best Man yet again when Koizumi
and I inevitably marry. "
AKARI SCHWARZ
" I honestly don't even remember how we first met. Since you came back to Karakura
for your father, we've just been friends. But now, you're one of my closest friends, even
if we are away from one another in our respective, constricting jobs across town
from one another at all times. I'm happy to be doing your wedding, and even if I
don't tell you, you're one of my best friends. Your entire family has been a gift
to me, so make sure you keep visiting the shrine, and I'll keep bringing tea for you and
the other officers. "
INARI KYOHANASHIMA
" My former boss... My most vivid memory of you is when I first started working, and
we all came into the tea house to say hello. Everybody was nervous and formal,
and you said that it was boring to act formal around you, so we should stop. And,
relieved, I started speaking informally, and you cut me off and told me to
stop while I was ahead. Somehow, you went from hating me to loving me, naming
me your favorite priest', so you get a spot here, too! Love you, Kyo. I know how much
you cared about each of us. "
" My old teacher when I first became a priest, then, my boss, and now, the mother
of my child... I used to think she was intimidating, then we became nemeses, then
close friends, then started sleeping together. She's taught me many, MANY things, and
still continues to teach me anything that comes to mind for her. I don't know where
she gets the patience or why she chose me, but without her, Karakura would be in a
sorry state. Every single one of you owes your life to her... I love my girlfriend!!! "
ASAMI
" My beautiful, beautiful daughter... You are the first love of my life, and everyday it
saddens me to be without you. Come back, Asami. I need my daughter. Come live with me,
and let yourself be happy for once. Not everything is a fight. It wasn't so long ago you
begged to become my trainee, worshipping my every move. I'm not the most perfect father,
but you're the perfect daughter, and I can't be without it this long. Not with such
meager reasoning. "
MIOSA SAIKY
" My firstborn biological child... I love you so much, not just for being my daughter,
but giving me the chance to have a real family. Anybody who dares to touch you is
dead. None of you are worthy of my child unless she and I deem it, and any one of
you who defies it will meet both my and her blade, for I wish to teach her my own
arts. And then, one day, she can choose to continue that line and build a legacy out
of it. "
TAMASHI "KITSA" TANKYU
" You and I fought together in October, and you've saved my life enough times for me
to owe you this piece. For a while, I questioned whether or not we were true friends
due to the nature of our relationship, and compared it to others', but whether you'll
admit it or not, we ARE friends. You were the first to welcome me when I became
a priest, and were around when it was only the two of us in the shrine. Without
you, I might not still be here. "
LORI
" During October, anytime I'd get a scratch or cut, I'd go to the hospital, and she'd be
right there. She told me later that I alone made up a third of her maximum pay
quota. My ex-wife who everybody warned me about, I did once love her, but her
absence brought that to an end. No clue what's happening to her now, but I hear
she was arrested for attempted murder, got bailed, and was recently disowned
by her family. "
KATSUHITO SAIKY-AKIHITO
" You were once my in-law, and you will be again some day. I consider us brothers,
and I respect your influence in both Akihito and Saiky families. All this time, you
indulged my questions, and now, I'm thrice the priest I started as. I look forward
to seeing you again, whenever you appear. Like the Cat in the Hat, you come
and go without a trace. It's kind of funny... I probably shouldn't be saying that
about the GREAT Katsuhito Saiky-Akihito. Come by the shrine again and I'll go
off-duty with you like before. "
YUREI GUSHIKEN O'SULLIVAN
" To me, this section is a necessity. Not because I can truly call you the most
important here (and that's only the truth), but because it would be a genuine
insult not to include you. You're our BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS guji, and you've
been a welcoming boss at that. When I once married Lori, I thought to myself
'who could possibly be my Best Man'... I never defined anybody as my best friend,
because I'm not especially close to any one person who isn't my partner. But
you were the obvious choice, and you will be my Best Man yet again when Koizumi
and I inevitably marry. "
AKARI SCHWARZ
" I honestly don't even remember how we first met. Since you came back to Karakura
for your father, we've just been friends. But now, you're one of my closest friends, even
if we are away from one another in our respective, constricting jobs across town
from one another at all times. I'm happy to be doing your wedding, and even if I
don't tell you, you're one of my best friends. Your entire family has been a gift
to me, so make sure you keep visiting the shrine, and I'll keep bringing tea for you and
the other officers. "
INARI KYOHANASHIMA
" My former boss... My most vivid memory of you is when I first started working, and
we all came into the tea house to say hello. Everybody was nervous and formal,
and you said that it was boring to act formal around you, so we should stop. And,
relieved, I started speaking informally, and you cut me off and told me to
stop while I was ahead. Somehow, you went from hating me to loving me, naming
me your favorite priest', so you get a spot here, too! Love you, Kyo. I know how much
you cared about each of us. "
EMIKO TOKUGAWA
" A dear maiden within the shrine who has managed to prove herself as a friend and
colleague. I expect a lot out of you, for Ahma's sake, and I am confident you will
meet the requirements as a maiden. Thank you for your help, and for your
overwhelming charisma that has grown this monastery even more. You are some
living proof that my time here has sparked Shinsei Seinaru Monastery's comeback. "
HARUKA SAKURA-KI
" Another maiden of the shrine! You and Emiko both boast the spirit of this shrine,
and I am ESPECIALLY interested in where you will go. Your activity warms my heart,
and now I no longer feel alone in the mountains. You're the only other person who
could possibly hope to compete with my activity in the monastery, though still not
quite there. Enough said, you already know every positive thing I could possibly think
to tell you here. Thank you. "
" A dear maiden within the shrine who has managed to prove herself as a friend and
colleague. I expect a lot out of you, for Ahma's sake, and I am confident you will
meet the requirements as a maiden. Thank you for your help, and for your
overwhelming charisma that has grown this monastery even more. You are some
living proof that my time here has sparked Shinsei Seinaru Monastery's comeback. "
HARUKA SAKURA-KI
" Another maiden of the shrine! You and Emiko both boast the spirit of this shrine,
and I am ESPECIALLY interested in where you will go. Your activity warms my heart,
and now I no longer feel alone in the mountains. You're the only other person who
could possibly hope to compete with my activity in the monastery, though still not
quite there. Enough said, you already know every positive thing I could possibly think
to tell you here. Thank you. "
[Discord: Hiro Dojo]
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