[Sho's Onrain]
KOIZUMI SAIKY
" My old teacher when I first became a priest... I used to think she was intimidating,
then we became nemeses, then close friends, then started sleeping together. She's
taught me many, MANY things, and still continues to teach me anything that comes
to mind for her. I don't know where she gets the patience or why she chose me, but
without her, Karakura would be in a sorry state. Every single one of you owes your
life to her... I love my girlfriend!!! "
LORI AKIHITO
" During October, anytime I'd get a scratch or cut, I'd go to the hospital, and she'd be
right there. She told me later that I alone made up a third of her maximum pay
quota. My ex-wife who everybody warned me about, I did once love her, but her
absence brought that to an end. No clue what's happening to her now, but I hear
she got arrested for attempted murder, got bailed, and is now dating Kazuo
DeLuca. "
ASAMIJAIBATSUME HASEGAWA
" I still see you as the product of my actions, even if you went twenty-two years without
me. After witnessing me in October, you begged I take you as my trainee, and I regret
nothing. You're the closest thing I have to a daughter, and I've told you this myself,
so I don't care about saying it here. I hate how you're so calculating and self-righteous,
but not enough to hate you, so try and be happy about my being around for once!!! "
TAMASHI "KITSA" TANKYU
" You and I fought together in October, and you've saved my life enough times for me
to owe you this piece. For a while, I questioned whether or not we were true friends
due to the nature of our relationship, and compared it to others', but whether you'll
admit it or not, we ARE friends. You were the first to welcome me when I became
a priest, and were around when it was only the two of us in the shrine. Without
you, I might not still be here. "
KATSUHITO SAIKY-AKIHITO
" You were once my in-law, and you will be again some day. I consider us brothers,
and I respect your influence in both Akihito and Saiky families. All this time, you
indulged my questions, and now, I'm thrice the priest I started as. I look forward
to seeing you again, whenever you appear. Like the Cat in the Hat, you come
and go without a trace. It's kind of funny... I probably shouldn't be saying that
about the GREAT Katsuhito Saiky-Akihito. Come by the shrine again and I'll go
off-duty with you like before. "
INARI KYOHANASHIMA
" My boss... My most vivid memory of you is when I first started working, and we all
came into the tea house to say hello. Everybody was nervous and formal, and you
said that it was boring to act formal around you, so we should stop. And relieved,
I started speaking informally, and you cut me off and told me to stop while I was
ahead. Somehow, you went from hating me to loving me, naming me your 'favorite
priest', so you get a spot here, too! Love you, Kyo. I know how much you care
about each of us. "
YUREI GUSHIKEN O'SULLIVAN
" To me, this section is a necessity. Not because I can truly call you the most
important here (and that's only the truth), but because it would be a genuine
insult not to include you. You're our BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS guji, and you've
been a welcoming boss at that. When I once married Lori, I thought to myself
'who could possibly be my Best Man'... I never defined anybody as my best friend,
because I'm not especially close to any one person who isn't my partner. But
you were the obvious choice, and you will be my Best Man yet again when Koizumi
and I inevitably marry. "
" My old teacher when I first became a priest... I used to think she was intimidating,
then we became nemeses, then close friends, then started sleeping together. She's
taught me many, MANY things, and still continues to teach me anything that comes
to mind for her. I don't know where she gets the patience or why she chose me, but
without her, Karakura would be in a sorry state. Every single one of you owes your
life to her... I love my girlfriend!!! "
LORI AKIHITO
" During October, anytime I'd get a scratch or cut, I'd go to the hospital, and she'd be
right there. She told me later that I alone made up a third of her maximum pay
quota. My ex-wife who everybody warned me about, I did once love her, but her
absence brought that to an end. No clue what's happening to her now, but I hear
she got arrested for attempted murder, got bailed, and is now dating Kazuo
DeLuca. "
ASAMI
" I still see you as the product of my actions, even if you went twenty-two years without
me. After witnessing me in October, you begged I take you as my trainee, and I regret
nothing. You're the closest thing I have to a daughter, and I've told you this myself,
so I don't care about saying it here. I hate how you're so calculating and self-righteous,
but not enough to hate you, so try and be happy about my being around for once!!! "
TAMASHI "KITSA" TANKYU
" You and I fought together in October, and you've saved my life enough times for me
to owe you this piece. For a while, I questioned whether or not we were true friends
due to the nature of our relationship, and compared it to others', but whether you'll
admit it or not, we ARE friends. You were the first to welcome me when I became
a priest, and were around when it was only the two of us in the shrine. Without
you, I might not still be here. "
KATSUHITO SAIKY-AKIHITO
" You were once my in-law, and you will be again some day. I consider us brothers,
and I respect your influence in both Akihito and Saiky families. All this time, you
indulged my questions, and now, I'm thrice the priest I started as. I look forward
to seeing you again, whenever you appear. Like the Cat in the Hat, you come
and go without a trace. It's kind of funny... I probably shouldn't be saying that
about the GREAT Katsuhito Saiky-Akihito. Come by the shrine again and I'll go
off-duty with you like before. "
INARI KYOHANASHIMA
" My boss... My most vivid memory of you is when I first started working, and we all
came into the tea house to say hello. Everybody was nervous and formal, and you
said that it was boring to act formal around you, so we should stop. And relieved,
I started speaking informally, and you cut me off and told me to stop while I was
ahead. Somehow, you went from hating me to loving me, naming me your 'favorite
priest', so you get a spot here, too! Love you, Kyo. I know how much you care
about each of us. "
YUREI GUSHIKEN O'SULLIVAN
" To me, this section is a necessity. Not because I can truly call you the most
important here (and that's only the truth), but because it would be a genuine
insult not to include you. You're our BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS guji, and you've
been a welcoming boss at that. When I once married Lori, I thought to myself
'who could possibly be my Best Man'... I never defined anybody as my best friend,
because I'm not especially close to any one person who isn't my partner. But
you were the obvious choice, and you will be my Best Man yet again when Koizumi
and I inevitably marry. "
BY ENGLANDOGRAPHY
Credits: Canva (website), @Arkk (inspiration), @DivingBlues (inspiration)
W.I.P.: Backstory
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