'Curry'
Den, you suck at basketball!
Den
No fair, I stubbed my toe on the way there!
You were hacking, too!
'Curry'
Doesn’t matter, how you gon’ let me shoot that half-court shot over your head?
Virgil
Let’s be honest, I would have beaten Curry if I was there.
Den
Agreed
'Curry'
Oh- wait, are we recording?
Den
Huh-?
…Fiddlesticks.
Virgil
That’s embarrassing
'Curry'
Welp, everyone will know now!
Den
Yiiikes..
'Curry'
Shall we just start?
Virgil
Yeaaaah..
Den
Anyway, radio-show time!
I’m here with my favourite baseball players, Curry and Virgil. Say hi, guys!
'Curry'
Hello! I might be blushing a little.
Virgil
HEYY! There can only be ONE favourite… which should be me.
'Curry'
No, it’s me!
Virgil
I'm about to throw hands with Curry.
Den
Honestly, I think you two should fight for the title of ‘favourite baseball player’.
Wait- we’re already getting off-topic. Let’s get to the brass-tacks!
Virgil
I would win, but yeah..
'Curry'
So, what brings us down here?
Den
Imagine being me, lil ole Den. I decided to go to that one music store in town.
I open the door.. And see YOU TWO on stage!
Never pegged you two as musically-inclined. Tell our listeners about it.
Virgil
Before I answer that question.. Who was the best out of us two?
'Curry'
Yeah, who?
Den
…No comment.
'Curry'
Oh, c’mon, be honest!
Den
Ehhhhhmm..
[!] The listener could hear some sort of clumsy fumbling around with a coin...
Den
Wh-Why of course you, Curry!
'Curry'
BOOM! Eat [BLEEP], Virgil-!
'Curry'
You’re gonna censor that, r-right?
Den
Yeah don’t worry, I gotta censor that stuff. The school cuts the club’s funding otherwise.. Eheh..
Virgil
He felt bad- that’s why he chose you.
'Curry'
In your dreams? Anyway, we’re getting out of hand here. Shall we just continue this?
Den
Sure
'Curry'
What was your question again?
Den
What exactly led to you guys performing on-stage?
'Curry'
Well actually, I asked the owner if Virgil could go up on stage and she said yeah. We didn’t really plan on performing anything but she advertised that we were going to sing something so we just said ‘screw it’ and went with it.
Den
Humble beginnings
For the people who weren’t present at your performance, can you tell them what songs you performed?
'Curry'
Oh we played a goofy song, to be honest. We just performed ‘I’m Blue’ by Eiffel 65.
Virgil
Yuhhhh.
'Curry'
I know how to play it on my guitar- well, it isn’t MY guitar- POINT STILL STANDS.
Den
That’s a pretty solid classic. Any specific reason you guys decided to sing that song in particular?
'Curry'
Yeah, we just wanted to go simple. It was Virgil’s first time performing on stage whereas it was my second.
Den
Wait, if that was your second time, what was your first?
'Curry'
Yeah, I saw my friend up on the stage once. I wanted to join in so I asked and did just that. I ended up performing two songs with Tzivi and Edmund, two people I know decently well.
That time, we played ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love’ by Elvis Presley and ‘I’m Still Standing’ by Elton John.
[!] The listener could hear a pretty loud knock!
Den
Oh swe- One sec, please!
Den
Hi hi!
?
Seems like I came in at a bad time- I’ll come back later.
Den
Ahh, catch you later then.
Den
Alright, back to what we were talking about! Elvis John- Elton Presley?
Those are some good artists!
'Curry'
No- I think your brain might be a bit scrambled.
Den
Yeahh, my ma says that all the time.. Ehe..
'Curry'
But yeah, Virgil, explain how you felt during the moments we performed.
[!] The listener could hear a loud bang, as if someone was tapping on the mic repeatedly!
Virgil
Is this thing on? Oh- uhh.. I felt, ehhm.. Kinda nervous. Nothing the best baseball player cant handle, though!
'Curry'
Oh, please. He said I was better.
Virgil
I will put you in a choke-hold
'Curry'
If that’s your thing?
[!]
An uncomfortably long and awkward pause...
Den
Ahem- ANYWAY! Nervousness is a given for a first-time performer
'Curry'
I can say for sure that it freaked me out when I first did it.
Den
Do either of you have any tips for anyone interested in performing with, like, a MAAAJOR fear of large crowds?
Virgil
Well, my tip is... Think as if you’re better than them. If they judge you, just think about how they’d do in your shoes!
'Curry'
Yeah, just be super confident in what you do. Besides, if you ARE performing something, it's probably because you’re doing something you already like doing.
Den
Welp, here you have it folks! The key to curing your severe social anxiety is to inflate your ego to a near-comical degree!
Virgil
WOOHOO!
'Curry'
MY EGO IS HUGE
Den
Well, let's look to the future now.
You guys ever gonna perform together again?
[!]
Yet another uncomfortably long and awkward pause...
'Curry'
¿Qué está diciendo?
Virgil
¿Qué es esa cosa debajo de su ojo?
'Curry'
¡Es más grande que su frente, y eso es imposible!
Virgil
¿Qué es esa cosa blanca en su cabello, también?
'Curry'
Es mejor que algunas cosas quedan sin respuesta, por hermano en cristo.
Den
Guys- guys, remember!
Japanese only in the booth!
'Curry'
Oh, excuse us, sorry!
Virgil
Oh yeah, you’re right... I’m sorry!
'Curry'
Well- as for plans for the future... We could perform again but we’d both have to agree on it. I do like singing so maybe I might try again.
Den
In the case that you guys do perform again, do you have a band name?
'Curry'
The... Hispanies…? Yet again, we might not be performing again. That’s the fun in it!
Den
That.. is certainly a name..
'Curry'
I- I don’t know, I just felt pressured to say a name right of the bat.
Den
Ah, no problem.
Let’s start wrapping this up. Any parting words for the listeners?
Virgil
I AM THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER!
'Curry'
NO- I AM THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER.
Den
uhhhhh..
Virgil
Now, guys, what have we learned from this?
'Curry'
Absolutely nothing!
Virgil
Never listen to Curry again…
In fact, cancel him.
'Curry'
Oh, that’s IT!
[!]
The listener could hear loud grunting and weird weak slaps..?
Den
Personally, I think we’ve all learned something here today: It sometimes pays off to be a little bit spontaneous.
'm gonna end this interview with some music. Hopefully, it drowns out these two bozos…
Buh-Bye!
[!]
Den, you suck at basketball!
Den
No fair, I stubbed my toe on the way there!
You were hacking, too!
'Curry'
Doesn’t matter, how you gon’ let me shoot that half-court shot over your head?
Virgil
Let’s be honest, I would have beaten Curry if I was there.
Den
Agreed
'Curry'
Oh- wait, are we recording?
Den
Huh-?
…Fiddlesticks.
Virgil
That’s embarrassing
'Curry'
Welp, everyone will know now!
Den
Yiiikes..
'Curry'
Shall we just start?
Virgil
Yeaaaah..
Den
Anyway, radio-show time!
I’m here with my favourite baseball players, Curry and Virgil. Say hi, guys!
'Curry'
Hello! I might be blushing a little.
Virgil
HEYY! There can only be ONE favourite… which should be me.
'Curry'
No, it’s me!
Virgil
I'm about to throw hands with Curry.
Den
Honestly, I think you two should fight for the title of ‘favourite baseball player’.
Wait- we’re already getting off-topic. Let’s get to the brass-tacks!
Virgil
I would win, but yeah..
'Curry'
So, what brings us down here?
Den
Imagine being me, lil ole Den. I decided to go to that one music store in town.
I open the door.. And see YOU TWO on stage!
Never pegged you two as musically-inclined. Tell our listeners about it.
Virgil
Before I answer that question.. Who was the best out of us two?
'Curry'
Yeah, who?
Den
…No comment.
'Curry'
Oh, c’mon, be honest!
Den
Ehhhhhmm..
[!] The listener could hear some sort of clumsy fumbling around with a coin...
Den
Wh-Why of course you, Curry!
'Curry'
BOOM! Eat [BLEEP], Virgil-!
'Curry'
You’re gonna censor that, r-right?
Den
Yeah don’t worry, I gotta censor that stuff. The school cuts the club’s funding otherwise.. Eheh..
Virgil
He felt bad- that’s why he chose you.
'Curry'
In your dreams? Anyway, we’re getting out of hand here. Shall we just continue this?
Den
Sure
'Curry'
What was your question again?
Den
What exactly led to you guys performing on-stage?
'Curry'
Well actually, I asked the owner if Virgil could go up on stage and she said yeah. We didn’t really plan on performing anything but she advertised that we were going to sing something so we just said ‘screw it’ and went with it.
Den
Humble beginnings
For the people who weren’t present at your performance, can you tell them what songs you performed?
'Curry'
Oh we played a goofy song, to be honest. We just performed ‘I’m Blue’ by Eiffel 65.
Virgil
Yuhhhh.
'Curry'
I know how to play it on my guitar- well, it isn’t MY guitar- POINT STILL STANDS.
Den
That’s a pretty solid classic. Any specific reason you guys decided to sing that song in particular?
'Curry'
Yeah, we just wanted to go simple. It was Virgil’s first time performing on stage whereas it was my second.
Den
Wait, if that was your second time, what was your first?
'Curry'
Yeah, I saw my friend up on the stage once. I wanted to join in so I asked and did just that. I ended up performing two songs with Tzivi and Edmund, two people I know decently well.
That time, we played ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love’ by Elvis Presley and ‘I’m Still Standing’ by Elton John.
[!] The listener could hear a pretty loud knock!
Den
Oh swe- One sec, please!
Den
Hi hi!
?
Seems like I came in at a bad time- I’ll come back later.
Den
Ahh, catch you later then.
Den
Alright, back to what we were talking about! Elvis John- Elton Presley?
Those are some good artists!
'Curry'
No- I think your brain might be a bit scrambled.
Den
Yeahh, my ma says that all the time.. Ehe..
'Curry'
But yeah, Virgil, explain how you felt during the moments we performed.
[!] The listener could hear a loud bang, as if someone was tapping on the mic repeatedly!
Virgil
Is this thing on? Oh- uhh.. I felt, ehhm.. Kinda nervous. Nothing the best baseball player cant handle, though!
'Curry'
Oh, please. He said I was better.
Virgil
I will put you in a choke-hold
'Curry'
If that’s your thing?
[!]
An uncomfortably long and awkward pause...
Den
Ahem- ANYWAY! Nervousness is a given for a first-time performer
'Curry'
I can say for sure that it freaked me out when I first did it.
Den
Do either of you have any tips for anyone interested in performing with, like, a MAAAJOR fear of large crowds?
Virgil
Well, my tip is... Think as if you’re better than them. If they judge you, just think about how they’d do in your shoes!
'Curry'
Yeah, just be super confident in what you do. Besides, if you ARE performing something, it's probably because you’re doing something you already like doing.
Den
Welp, here you have it folks! The key to curing your severe social anxiety is to inflate your ego to a near-comical degree!
Virgil
WOOHOO!
'Curry'
MY EGO IS HUGE
Den
Well, let's look to the future now.
You guys ever gonna perform together again?
[!]
Yet another uncomfortably long and awkward pause...
'Curry'
¿Qué está diciendo?
Virgil
¿Qué es esa cosa debajo de su ojo?
'Curry'
¡Es más grande que su frente, y eso es imposible!
Virgil
¿Qué es esa cosa blanca en su cabello, también?
'Curry'
Es mejor que algunas cosas quedan sin respuesta, por hermano en cristo.
Den
Guys- guys, remember!
Japanese only in the booth!
'Curry'
Oh, excuse us, sorry!
Virgil
Oh yeah, you’re right... I’m sorry!
'Curry'
Well- as for plans for the future... We could perform again but we’d both have to agree on it. I do like singing so maybe I might try again.
Den
In the case that you guys do perform again, do you have a band name?
'Curry'
The... Hispanies…? Yet again, we might not be performing again. That’s the fun in it!
Den
That.. is certainly a name..
'Curry'
I- I don’t know, I just felt pressured to say a name right of the bat.
Den
Ah, no problem.
Let’s start wrapping this up. Any parting words for the listeners?
Virgil
I AM THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER!
'Curry'
NO- I AM THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER.
Den
uhhhhh..
Virgil
Now, guys, what have we learned from this?
'Curry'
Absolutely nothing!
Virgil
Never listen to Curry again…
In fact, cancel him.
'Curry'
Oh, that’s IT!
[!]
The listener could hear loud grunting and weird weak slaps..?
Den
Personally, I think we’ve all learned something here today: It sometimes pays off to be a little bit spontaneous.
'm gonna end this interview with some music. Hopefully, it drowns out these two bozos…
Buh-Bye!
[!]
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