the story of how i almost died in real life

[LordI'mCrafty]

at the date of 10:00, 5/06/2024, i was eating sourdough bread, and i just started to fucking not breath, i started choking and thats when i realised my body was about to choke to death, so what i did was grab my water, and tried to to flush it down, didnt work than i just started to do whatever i could to get it oiut my system worked, my currently watering from my eyes and im coughing sahdsa

 

[LordI'mCrafty]

i think im okay, but it fucking jhurts

 

[MidFizzy]

Dats Crazy

 

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[philbertman42]

I have many times that I narrowly avoided dying horrifically in traffic, and somehow only one of them is my fault. Back when I was in middle school, I used to walk home with a group of friends. One time this girl kept chasing me around trying to pull out my hair, and I ran out into the street to avoid her. She screams my name as I do, and before I could look back a car goes right past. Driver slowed down to give me a (warranted) earful, I apologize, and then went on with my day like nothing happened.

 

[Miamorchito]

lol I almost died too! Silly me thought that unwrapping gum in the middle of a highway was a good idea. Anyway, I still remember that person's license plate.

 

[-kam]

i went through my cars front wind shield at 80mph. ig u could say that left a couple marks

 

[Ecocide]

no thank you bro