you are now banned from your local library. why?

[uta]

yall tell me why you got banned from the library. can be the most wackiest answer possible

me? i got banned because i stood up on a table and threw a book at kiminouso and yelled hoes mad /j

 

[Latte]

Oh I almost forgot about this story, so I took every book off the shelves and had @DxddyVibez distract the employees into a book study as I brought all the books into a circle and began to rip out each individual page placing them in stacks of 36 and rows of 68 then when it was this large ring I pushed all of the thingies away brining the laptops into the center of the circle and set it aflame. Then I started roasting marshmallows over the fire with Kota and the employees but the sprinklers went off and we had to run before the cops arrived, it was a real bummer man.

 

[uta]

Oh I almost forgot about this story, so I took every book off the shelves and had @DxddyVibez distract the employees into a book study as I brought all the books into a circle and began to rip out each individual page placing them in stacks of 36 and rows of 68 then when it was this large ring I pushed all of the thingies away brining the laptops into the center of the circle and set it aflame. Then I started roasting marshmallows over the fire with Kota and the employees but the sprinklers went off and we had to run before the cops arrived, it was a real bummer man.

wtf BAHAHAH

 

[Customable]

copyright infringement

 

[pashy]

Oh I almost forgot about this story, so I took every book off the shelves and had @DxddyVibez distract the employees into a book study as I brought all the books into a circle and began to rip out each individual page placing them in stacks of 36 and rows of 68 then when it was this large ring I pushed all of the thingies away brining the laptops into the center of the circle and set it aflame. Then I started roasting marshmallows over the fire with Kota and the employees but the sprinklers went off and we had to run before the cops arrived, it was a real bummer man.

Such an unreasonable ban

 

[Latte]

Such an unreasonable ban

OMG FOR REAAL but alass, atleast I still have access to Karakura's public library

 

[uta]

OMG FOR REAAL but alass, atleast I still have access to Karakura's public library

calling kpd /j

 

[Mr. Mediocre]

For circling the word "these" and "nuts" in every. single. book

 

[Latte]

calling kpd /j

Heh, they can try and stop me. I'm gonna go have some tea with Alex Koji after breakin' into his office

For circling the word "these" and "nuts" in every. single. book

That's why the fire smelled so bad

 

[uta]

Heh, they can try and stop me. I'm gonna go have some tea with Alex Koji after breakin' into his offic

VSHSHDVSH

 

[Latte]

VSHSHDVSH

(;

 

[HATOLA]

what. the fuck.

 

[uta]

what. the fuck.

BAHAHAHHA

 

[ZaciZach]

genuinely forgetting to check the book out repeatedly to the point the librarians think im faking it and intentionally doing it to piss them off but no im serious im actually forgetful and keep on forgetting to check the books out but im serious im a serious reader i love reading pls librarian im just forgetful gimme one more chance i swear i wont do it again pls

 

[Latte]

genuinely forgetting to check the book out repeatedly to the point the librarians think im faking it and intentionally doing it to piss them off but no im serious im actually forgetful and keep on forgetting to check the books out but im serious im a serious reader i love reading pls librarian im just forgetful gimme one more chance i swear i wont do it again pls

Tempting.. the librarian has been roasted.

 

[uta]

genuinely forgetting to check the book out repeatedly to the point the librarians think im faking it and intentionally doing it to piss them off but no im serious im actually forgetful and keep on forgetting to check the books out but im serious im a serious reader i love reading pls librarian im just forgetful gimme one more chance i swear i wont do it again pls

NOOOOOO

 

[tobbby]

i walked into the library, they took one look at me, looked to their computer, back at me

Turns out simmering the edges of books with a lighter to make them look cooler is illegal

 

[Wrath ⛥]

there is no more library. . . I'm just banned from the new. .. not-burned-down one. so rude.

 

[pitapet]

i tried to use my mind powers to explode everyone in the library and it worked

 

[tong]

i stabbed every single book in the library