i would like superspeed so i can uh hand out apples super fast please. uh. also, i wanna rob the bank please. thank you!

he one of the good ones fr

THE VOICELESS Written By: Dooms the Rabbit We are in an era of suppression. An era where the government who tries to say they care for us, they’ll listen to us, they support us, will go and muffle the voices of the people. Arrest anyone who steps up to them or challenges them. And then we...

i made the news hehe (im being arrested)(also w report as per usual)

Out-Of-Character Information What is your Minecraft username?: GoodLittleMaid Do you have Discord (If so, what is your discord username?): goodlittlemaid Do you have a microphone?: Yes, I do. What is your time zone?: EST. Do you acknowledge that if you are inactive you will be demoted?: I...

idk how to delete this

another W report! (i will be coming for you)

[An Exposee - The Bobcat Cheer Team] The Bobcat cheer team. Everyone knows of their existence, but many may not know the truth about them. Their twisted fantasies being forced onto other people to live, took a simple high school and college rivalry way too far, and unleashed brutal bullying...

Alright, I see the error in my ways. 200 is a bit much ig, so make it 150 then. Same as a high schooler at least

IGN: AppleSimp DATE: 7/30/2023 WHAT YOU WANT TO SUGGEST OR MENTION: A buff to bears. Make them roll 200, and maybe if you really wanna make bears strong, make it so they take 4 hits to be KO'd. HOW WILL THIS BENEFIT THE SERVER/COMMUNITY?: Not only will it make the server more realistic as there...

another amazing, 10/10 report from etsu this is nothing new

- 15/7/2023 The Bobcat. The symbol of the high school. The mascot represents all of us high school students, but yet he always seems to be absent. A mascot who never seems to be there for the other teams, and is rarely even there for the football team. However, one man is stepping up. A man...

Amazing report as was expecting from Ro The Goat

Huh????

HS Football and Cheer Teams, A Trend of Violence Kingston D. Karicorn Liars. Violent. Wicked. All words one could use to describe the ruthless Bobcat football and cheerleader team. They’ve always been known to have a superiority complex, but recently things have become more unhinged. From...

Marvelous report! Exceptional job from the Karakura News Department as usual!

I'm gonna miss you so much man.

rini

apples

Nah she just snitched out her own kid thats crazy