'Curry' Den, you suck at basketball! Den No fair, I stubbed my toe on the way there! You were hacking, too! 'Curry' Doesn’t matter, how you gon’ let me shoot that half-court shot over your head? Virgil Let’s be honest, I would have beaten Curry if I was there. Den Agreed 'Curry' Oh- wait, are we recording? Den Huh-? …Fiddlesticks. Virgil That’s embarrassing 'Curry' Welp, everyone will know now! Den Yiiikes.. 'Curry' Shall we just start? Virgil Yeaaaah.. Den Anyway, radio-show time! I’m here with my favourite baseball players, Curry and Virgil. Say hi, guys! 'Curry' Hello! I might be blushing a little. Virgil HEYY! There can only be ONE favourite… which should be me. 'Curry' No, it’s me! Virgil I'm about to throw hands...

Opinion Piece: Sports Teams E. Blackburn During recent, and likely past times, the sports teams have been faltering. Majorly. This is Eichi Blackburn, as you all know, one of the school journalists. The sports teams of Karakura High School and Community College are losing their reputation. Let’s run through them all first. Football - One of the most popular sports in Karakura, at the moment, being one of the few sports that are still at least, somewhat, recognizable. Football is known to many as the “jock” team, their reputation going further than any other team. Out of all the teams that are struggling, football is struggling the least. Cheer - Cheer is the support for all teams. They’re there for every team, cheering for their...

It’s not everyday that you see a new shop open in the town of Karakura, some shops have been left unopened for months (even years) without a single drop of income, yet still manage to stand right where they are, not taken back by the bank or any other type of repossession. Not long ago, in the exact place of this shop, there stood a place called Joyoung. The shop itself was… for lack of a better term ‘mid’. It’s employees being rude and disheartening, it’s no wonder that it closed down and left holes in the pockets of its owners. Now, there exists a new shop in its stead, a place not too different from a first glance, but when one looks closer, they begin to realize just what sets this place apart from its predecessor. Joi-Kon, a name...

‘’The end of the year is almost on its way!.. What? I'm sorry, what day is it?’’ -S.B 14/1/2023 Hello to the people of Karakura! I’ve completely lost track of time, It's already the new year.. How crazy is that? Am I right? Today we’ll be going over my favorite academic events that happened during this entirety of the school year. 2022 to be specific. I’ll also be mentioning some of other students’ favorite events and speaking about it with all the information I can get! Happy new year to you all and I wish you the best - Lets get started. We started off the year with the prettiest fireworks in the world. I could see them from my apartment balcony all snuggled up in my bed. It was a memory to remember. I can't imagine how...

Many of you may have heard of Eichi Blackburn. You’ve probably seen him partaking in sports, maybe when he was a councillor? Or how about a club leader? Recently, sightings report him being escorted to the police station. No one saw him come out afterwards, does that mean this man is gone? Or is he just temporarily out of our lives? Let me be the one to tell you about this Eichi Blackburn kid. He began being noticed in Karakura as a club leader. Specifically, the journalism club leader. Yep, the club that’s in charge of this article right now. He helped the club and its members dozens of times, out of situations and problems with others. So how is this guy in prison now? Recently after he assumed the title of club leader, he also...

Karakura is truly a town like no other. Whether you’re venturing deep in the woods and stumble upon the beauty of the Shinsei and Seinaru Monastery, or you’re exploring the concrete oasis of the shopping district, you’re always likely to find something beautiful in Karakura. It’s no secret that I, like many others, are passionate about writing. I mean, there’s a reason I decided to join the journalism club, no? Thankfully, there’s a place where people like myself can go to and fulfill their thirst for literature. That place is none other than the Karakura High School Library. What about this place makes it special? Well, you need to look no further than the library’s selection of student submitted novels. That’s right, every book within...

When it comes to Karakura Academics, there is no name more brought up in the household than that of Allen Black. From the man’s gnarly surfer-dad look, to his incredible skill in holding classes three times a day every day, something Karakura Highschool struggles to do even when the entire teaching division of the faculty are combined. However, one teacher has risen above and has decided to take it upon himself to help Karakura High’s understaffed classrooms and empty faculty rooms. Allen Black is a man who needs absolutely no introduction when you’re a Karakura student, his name itself brings about only good vibes and comfort to those who have interacted with him even once. Allen is the type of guy you see in preppy High School...

What do you think of when you hear the name Akihito? Perhaps you think of our (for the most part) beloved Vice-Principals Aoi and Shiroi Akihito. Maybe you think of Mike Akihito, a man who quite literally went out with a bang. Or maybe you even think about the company ‘Akihito Loans’ who offer money to the less (or more) fortunate people of Karakura’s business industry. It’s no secret that Karakura High is a privately funded school owned by the Akihito family, even our mayor Kiyoko Akai has admitted that she has little say when it comes to our education system here in Karakura. Kiyoko Akai, via onrain’s direct messaging system. Sadly, this means that issues with Karakura High are handled completely by the Akihito family, and those...

Woops! The shredder machine became sentient and consumed my report.

The Report started off with hurried footsteps that ran towards the microphone. ‘’BING BONG BING BONG!’’ It was Sayori Bell testing the audio, You’d hear a faded playback of the.. Bing bong noise until more hurried footsteps left and came back to the Microphone. ‘’Perfect. Hello hello hellooo! And hello to you Amelie Toussaint. It’s Sayori Bell reporting today! Today we’ll be talking about the Career day that was recently hosted! I got there around two hours before and was constantly looking for a way in.. I wanted to take pretty photos while it was still empty, Nobody let me in though. Huge bummer, So I had to go during all the human interaction was happening, woah.. Anyways. You all desperately need jobs so LET'S GET STARTED WITH IT!’’...

Hello students of Karakura High and Community College! My name is Rohan Hasuke. On November 6th, 2022, the Annual KHS Awards were hosted by the vice principal. As those that have attended may have known, the mayor and the deputy mayor both showed up! For what reason? …It was hard to tell from the chair where I was sitting, but I assume that they were giving out the awards. Wonder who won which award? Continue reading below! After the mayor and deputy mayor were introduced, the ceremony started with announcing the winner for the Best Club Leader. The winner ended up being Eva C Adamec, and honestly, I haven’t met her, but I still congratulate her! The next award to be announced was for the Best Councillor, and the winner was Itaru...

Katsuhito Saiky - 11th of October, 2022 Students of Karakura High and College have reported paranormal activity throughout the month of October in and out of school. The activity ranges from Classroom 312 being a hotspot for the infamous 1963 murder during the Itsbyoshi Era to whispers that humiliate an individual. Teachers, professors, and other members of the faculty have received numerous reports as well as the Student Leadership Team. However, the question arises of whether or not the students are hallucinating or are genuinely witnessing the supernatural. I, personally, have been accused by my own professors of being mental, crazy, absurd, and even a psychopath when describing the said activity. Karakura, and specifically...

#2 | Cooking Breakfast Series created by THE child, Sayori Bell. Featuring Eva Cohen Adamec, Yuuki Kusakabe, And Nagato Ukemi [ 24th of August, 2022 ] [!] The Cooking club room appeared in frame with two males inside, sitting by the window. They were identified as Nagato Ukemi [N] a man with grey hair.. and Yuuki Kusakabe. A boy with brown hair [Y] . Later, Eva Adamec, A female with purple hair [E] and The main journalist, A blonde. Sayori Bell (S) moved into frame! Sayori waved and Eva simply stood there. - S : Hello! It’s Sayori Bell reporting, And this is Eva Adamec. Cooking club leader!” E : I am so cool. S : Yes- You are…! It was clear Sayori didn’t expect Eva’s introduction to be like… well, that. But did she lie...

#1 | Self-Distraction. Series created by THE child, Sayori Bell. [ 21st of August, 2022 ] [!] The camera flickered open beside Sayori (S) in the school hallway, She began walking forward as the camera moved with her.. Sayori began talking in a Peaceful tone. S : “Hey, Ever feeling overwhelmed by studies.. Toxic People.. or maybe even Self-Destructing thoughts? Don’t worry, You're not alone. Because I do too! These are some ways to Distract yourself from such problems. (Of course, You might have to solve them eventually.) But this is just taking a break and resting your head from it.” [!] The introduction then shut off, Returning to Sayori sitting beside- no. under a tree, in what seemed to be the back of the school. The view was...