Den “Wick” Celestiasume:
“Howdy folks! Welcome back to my broadcast! No wacky sounds this time, I got something special for you this time, as per usual, and it’s SERIOUS! Y’know how last time we talked with the leader, sorry, EX-leader of the Redwood team? Well, turns out that the Redwoods are not as innocent as I, sorry, WE initially thought, huh? Imma play back a recording of my interview with the Bobcat Baseball Team as we go through their harrowing experiences regarding the Redwoods, including some pretty embarrassing anecdotes involving the leadership of Redwoods too!”
[!] The sound of a tape recorder’s click could be heard, followed by some whirring, before…
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“HI YOUTUBE… I’m joking.”
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