What is something that comes to your mind when you think of Karakura High? Is it the empty classrooms? Is it the rampant violence that happens every single day? Is it the vast library of student submitted stories? Maybe you’ve picked up a book from the floor inviting you to some random gang or family that will be forgotten in a month, if not a week. If so, then you’ve likely come across a ‘black sheep’ among the faculty. A story known only as ‘Sako Simp Story’. The Triple-S was written by an unknown student and has over TWO HUNDRED confirmed copies. The story is a fanfiction focusing on the romance of Karakura High School receptionist Sako Akori, who was titled ‘Employee of the Month’ multiple times throughout their career at the...

It’s only been a month since the notorious ‘Valentines’ Day Festival’, and while the love that I thought to be in the air has seemed to dissipate more and more as people went back to their normal everyday life of worrying about what color shoes they’re going to wear on that day. Though it seems the school is never lacking in spirit! Last night, Karakura High held a little slumber party for everyone to enjoy! While we sat in the gym and enjoyed some slightly school-inappropriate music, dropping the ‘N-Nuke’ several times and even talking about some ‘positions’ that should be nowhere near a school zone, we had many things to entertain ourselves with! Whether you were attending in a onesie, other PJs, or simply your everyday attire...

Good morning, day, afternoon, or whenever the faculty decides to air my broadcast, Karakura High. It’s been quite awhile, hasn’t it? I haven’t been unfaithful to you, my dear, I promise. Simply the stress of everyday life has been tearing at my flesh, my bone and everything in between my soul. Living in a place like this, attending a school like this? It takes its toll. I can assure you that much. But you already know that, don’t you? I’ve decided to take my time to discuss some improvements made on the school since my previous articles. First of all, have you noticed that the roof isn’t leaking anymore? Wonderful, isn’t it? Perhaps you’ve also noticed that the rampant abuse of power has come to a halt as well, the new batch of...

27/2/23 - Sayori Bell What better approach to study for the upcoming college examinations in the next few months than to put away important studies and cross your fingers!? I am joking. Everyone of you should be studying! When it comes to studying, a calm, pleasant environment is crucial. Yet, the campus might occasionally become congested. So let's speak about the best getaway locations where you may concentrate solely on your study! There’s no doubt that students love the media room! It is equipped with multiple seating options that are appreciated, as well as bookshelves stocked with everything you could possibly need. There are also a few devices and PCs to use in the room. Sometimes, it even comes across as a comfortable...

Good morning, afternoon, night, or whenever you decide to read this article, Karakura High! I’ve been informed recently that more people actually seem to find my articles on their own rather than when (and if) the school announces it. That’s cool! Thank you all for your support. (Besides that one person who threatened me for taking a photo of an altercation.) I decided about a month ago to write an article on the ‘new generation’ of teachers that have been hired by the Student Leadership Team and trained by none other than Allen Black. However, due to circumstances I won’t elaborate on, I never finished writing that article. So instead of simply copy and pasting what I had then, I decided to wait until the month had finished so I...

With February now within arms reach as the new year has dawned upon us, it’s no surprise that love is in the air. Whether it be the adoption of more homeless Karakuran children or the marriage between a college Dean and a woman of law. Karakura is no stranger to romances being kindled in the most mysterious of ways. Early Tuesday morning, love had chosen to bind together Iwao Akhitio and Byeol Yue at the mountain top within the Shinsei and Seinaru Monastery. The marriage began with the shrine’s Kannushi, Inari Kyohamashima praying to the kami of Karakura, a prayer that would bind the two together in romance until their death, a prayer that requested the kami’s presence as he blessed the two into each other's lives. After the fact...

E. Blackburn, M. Tominaga 12/02/2023 (D/M/Y) KARAKURA HIGH SCHOOL by Eichi Blackburn My time with Karakura High School was.. unexpected to say the least. Karakura High is not much like any other high school you’d go to. It’s less like walking through the halls to your next class, more like a 1990's high school movie. If you were a foreign exchange student, coming to Karakura High, expect the worst, or at least, expect the unexpected. You have no idea what will end up happening here. You’ve got the jocks, the ones who run the place. They have this rivalry with the college side, which, I might add, gets very, very extreme at times. They’re known for their competitive behavior and resilience. Each Bobcat team has access to what is known...

'Curry' Den, you suck at basketball! Den No fair, I stubbed my toe on the way there! You were hacking, too! 'Curry' Doesn’t matter, how you gon’ let me shoot that half-court shot over your head? Virgil Let’s be honest, I would have beaten Curry if I was there. Den Agreed 'Curry' Oh- wait, are we recording? Den Huh-? …Fiddlesticks. Virgil That’s embarrassing 'Curry' Welp, everyone will know now! Den Yiiikes.. 'Curry' Shall we just start? Virgil Yeaaaah.. Den Anyway, radio-show time! I’m here with my favourite baseball players, Curry and Virgil. Say hi, guys! 'Curry' Hello! I might be blushing a little. Virgil HEYY! There can only be ONE favourite… which should be me. 'Curry' No, it’s me! Virgil I'm about to throw hands...

Opinion Piece: Sports Teams E. Blackburn During recent, and likely past times, the sports teams have been faltering. Majorly. This is Eichi Blackburn, as you all know, one of the school journalists. The sports teams of Karakura High School and Community College are losing their reputation. Let’s run through them all first. Football - One of the most popular sports in Karakura, at the moment, being one of the few sports that are still at least, somewhat, recognizable. Football is known to many as the “jock” team, their reputation going further than any other team. Out of all the teams that are struggling, football is struggling the least. Cheer - Cheer is the support for all teams. They’re there for every team, cheering for their...

It’s not everyday that you see a new shop open in the town of Karakura, some shops have been left unopened for months (even years) without a single drop of income, yet still manage to stand right where they are, not taken back by the bank or any other type of repossession. Not long ago, in the exact place of this shop, there stood a place called Joyoung. The shop itself was… for lack of a better term ‘mid’. It’s employees being rude and disheartening, it’s no wonder that it closed down and left holes in the pockets of its owners. Now, there exists a new shop in its stead, a place not too different from a first glance, but when one looks closer, they begin to realize just what sets this place apart from its predecessor. Joi-Kon, a name...

‘’The end of the year is almost on its way!.. What? I'm sorry, what day is it?’’ -S.B 14/1/2023 Hello to the people of Karakura! I’ve completely lost track of time, It's already the new year.. How crazy is that? Am I right? Today we’ll be going over my favorite academic events that happened during this entirety of the school year. 2022 to be specific. I’ll also be mentioning some of other students’ favorite events and speaking about it with all the information I can get! Happy new year to you all and I wish you the best - Lets get started. We started off the year with the prettiest fireworks in the world. I could see them from my apartment balcony all snuggled up in my bed. It was a memory to remember. I can't imagine how...

Many of you may have heard of Eichi Blackburn. You’ve probably seen him partaking in sports, maybe when he was a councillor? Or how about a club leader? Recently, sightings report him being escorted to the police station. No one saw him come out afterwards, does that mean this man is gone? Or is he just temporarily out of our lives? Let me be the one to tell you about this Eichi Blackburn kid. He began being noticed in Karakura as a club leader. Specifically, the journalism club leader. Yep, the club that’s in charge of this article right now. He helped the club and its members dozens of times, out of situations and problems with others. So how is this guy in prison now? Recently after he assumed the title of club leader, he also...

Karakura is truly a town like no other. Whether you’re venturing deep in the woods and stumble upon the beauty of the Shinsei and Seinaru Monastery, or you’re exploring the concrete oasis of the shopping district, you’re always likely to find something beautiful in Karakura. It’s no secret that I, like many others, are passionate about writing. I mean, there’s a reason I decided to join the journalism club, no? Thankfully, there’s a place where people like myself can go to and fulfill their thirst for literature. That place is none other than the Karakura High School Library. What about this place makes it special? Well, you need to look no further than the library’s selection of student submitted novels. That’s right, every book within...

When it comes to Karakura Academics, there is no name more brought up in the household than that of Allen Black. From the man’s gnarly surfer-dad look, to his incredible skill in holding classes three times a day every day, something Karakura Highschool struggles to do even when the entire teaching division of the faculty are combined. However, one teacher has risen above and has decided to take it upon himself to help Karakura High’s understaffed classrooms and empty faculty rooms. Allen Black is a man who needs absolutely no introduction when you’re a Karakura student, his name itself brings about only good vibes and comfort to those who have interacted with him even once. Allen is the type of guy you see in preppy High School...

What do you think of when you hear the name Akihito? Perhaps you think of our (for the most part) beloved Vice-Principals Aoi and Shiroi Akihito. Maybe you think of Mike Akihito, a man who quite literally went out with a bang. Or maybe you even think about the company ‘Akihito Loans’ who offer money to the less (or more) fortunate people of Karakura’s business industry. It’s no secret that Karakura High is a privately funded school owned by the Akihito family, even our mayor Kiyoko Akai has admitted that she has little say when it comes to our education system here in Karakura. Kiyoko Akai, via onrain’s direct messaging system. Sadly, this means that issues with Karakura High are handled completely by the Akihito family, and those...

Woops! The shredder machine became sentient and consumed my report.

The Report started off with hurried footsteps that ran towards the microphone. ‘’BING BONG BING BONG!’’ It was Sayori Bell testing the audio, You’d hear a faded playback of the.. Bing bong noise until more hurried footsteps left and came back to the Microphone. ‘’Perfect. Hello hello hellooo! And hello to you Amelie Toussaint. It’s Sayori Bell reporting today! Today we’ll be talking about the Career day that was recently hosted! I got there around two hours before and was constantly looking for a way in.. I wanted to take pretty photos while it was still empty, Nobody let me in though. Huge bummer, So I had to go during all the human interaction was happening, woah.. Anyways. You all desperately need jobs so LET'S GET STARTED WITH IT!’’...